You Know You're A Stoner When:

You're 24, living in Cali, surrounded by bud.

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put this in the MOMA

[lilgmoney18-deactivated20200412]

I waited a whole year to post this🎃💀💜

[ravenclaw-headcanons]

Waking up on september 1st like:

[floralls]

by Tana Gandhi

[pretty-pot-princess]

Sweet sunshine rolled by pretty-pot-princess

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[floralls]

by  sora minakami

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78. Burnout

[slytherin-gryffindor-biffles]

Getting Frozen Yogurt After A 9 Hour Clinical Class

*bug lands on Slytherin’s frozen yogurt*

Slytherin: *looks at Gryffindor* Don’t judge me but I’m still eating this

Slytherin: *eats frozen yogurt with bug on it* I’m too lazy to take it off

Gryffindor: You get your protein dude

@slytherin-gryffindor-biffles

[pr1nceshawn]

Fruit Dragons by Alexandra Khitrova.

[miladyaelin]

never not reblog the fruit dragons

[thebroccoligoblin]

Devious lil bebbies!!!

[did-you-know]

Lesbians give women more orgasms than straight men do. A 2017 study of orgasm frequency among straight, gay, and bisexual men and women found that 88-95% of men claim they usually or always orgasm, regardless of their sexual orientation. However, 86% of lesbians usually or always orgasm during sex, while only 65% of straight and bi women can say the same. Basically, nearly half the time, straight men are doing it wrong. Source Source 2 Source 3

Tumblr comin in clutch:

[raccooncomic]

76. Exercise

Stickers and original ink drawings of this are available in the shop!

[assignedfaggatbirth]

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

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If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

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OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

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My masterpiece… is complete.

[chidi-anaqonye-deactivated20181]

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

[lexa-kom-skaikru]

I didn’t want this to end!!!

[froggiej]

*clapping*

[floralls]

David Austin English Roses

[cikero]

I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up

[cikero]

this is how they look in all the models

this is how they actually look

like they really fucking look like that. in real life

[somniiloquy]

viruses are literally such bullshit they have the nerve to look like this and they aren’t even ALIVE

[slytherin-gryffindor-biffles]

While ditching class for chinese food:

Slytherin: What is that?

Gryffindor: I don’t know *stabs with fork and inhales*

Gryffindor: ….

Gryffindor: It’s good

Slytherin: Oh good *daintily picks up and eats after using gryffindor as guinea pig*

@slytherin-gryffindor-biffles

[slytherin-gryffindor-biffles]

“Hiss hiss ya stupid bitch”

-Slytherin at idiot

@slytherin-gryffindor-biffles