sometimes you have to pretend your kitchen is a club dance floor and get a little whorish while cooking your frozen pizza. it’s called living deliciously in a pandemic
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sometimes you have to pretend your kitchen is a club dance floor and get a little whorish while cooking your frozen pizza. it’s called living deliciously in a pandemic
It’s not just 11 years. An elephant never forgets.
Can’t chance it.
Can’t chance that
No chances!!!
all i do is listen to music and dissociate from reality
ICONIC
im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason
you gonna dive and get it? AHKFHSJD
Me, looking at myself during zoom meetings and not paying attention to anything that’s being said:
me trying not to make impulse purchases when i'm sad
reblog if your mom is beautiful and the strongest woman you know.
Two years?! I’m in!
why not
I’ll try it
Double your nana, double your yum
give me luck double banana
No fucking joke, I was offered 4 days of film-set marshalling and I told him I was unavailable for one of the days but I could cancel. And he told me he’d potentially found someone else.
I reblogged this.
And not 20 mins later, he came back to me and said if I really want it, let him know now. So fuck. Wow.
Me trying to find a club penguin boyfriend at 6pm on a school night
| That’s…. not how that works
This woman deserves an oscar
same energy
I am free
everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)
Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers
So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!
If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else
Some big spicy joy pls
SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE