You wanna see something really ugly?
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@prettyboyhelps-blog
You wanna see something really ugly?
she’s been writing for minutes now :/
cesbeautes:
Bryden Jenkins by Larsen Sotelo.
SPECIAL OFFER YOU CAN’T PASS UP.
You can get paid $99.99 a month just for pretending to like me courtesy of Blaise.
i was actually only going to pay like $10 a month, but we’ll get to that when the time comes.
RUUUUUUUUUDE.
I don’t want to alarm you, but no one’s going to love you for free. Besides, in this day an age, $10 is better than nothing.
sirius black would 1000% use the dog filter on snapchat all the time ok i’m sorry i don’t make the rules
SPECIAL OFFER YOU CAN’T PASS UP.
You can get paid $99.99 a month just for pretending to like me courtesy of Blaise.
i was actually only going to pay like $10 a month, but we’ll get to that when the time comes.
I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now
id be so fucked at hogwarts like i can barely climb normal stairs let alone that death trap
nightmare starters
“Wake up! Wake up! It’s just a dream!” “What were you dreaming about…? You were shouting…” “I woke up because you were screaming so loudly.” “Shh– No, no, don’t panic, love. You’re safe now.” “It was so real! I swear! He/she was here!” “I don’t ever want to sleep again. What if– what if I dream about that again?” “If you tell me, it’ll go away. That’s what my mum/dad always told me and it’s never failed me.” “Do you want to go back to sleep, or shall I make you a cup of tea?” “I don’t want to go back to sleep…” “I’m so scared… I can’t stop seeing what I just saw. It was so vivid!” “There’s really nobody here, okay? Do you need me to show you around to prove that to you?” “How do I know I’m not still dreaming? You’re acting really strangely.” “Let’s get you to the shower, you’re covered in sweat.” “There’s really nobody else here.” “You’ve got a really bad fever. That must have caused those weird dreams.” “I don’t even know what a peaceful night’s sleep is like anymore.” “I can’t do this anymore. These nightmares have to stop…” “Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was real.” “I can’t go back to sleep after that. I need coffee– no, I need a drink, a stiff one.” “How long have you been having these nightmares?” “I’ve had nightmares all my life, but they’ve been really bad recently.” “You get so worked up before you go to sleep, maybe you should try to relax a bit more. Maybe then you’ll get some rest?” “I’d kill for a peaceful night’s sleep.” “A dream catcher? Honestly? I’m not a child.” “Nothing’s ever helped this. I just need to learn to live with the fact that sleeping will always be a nightmare, literally.” “I’m so tired… but there’s no way I’m going back to sleep after that.”
you know what really gets my goat?
el chupacabra
If life is just one big dream then I probably peed the bed a lot
‘I’ve literally done that before where I’ve said, “No, put my legs back on me because those aren’t my legs.“’
Yes/No game with Demi Lovato
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your reputation is fucking nerd,