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knight!shane for @boitterfly 🗡️🩶✨
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The Luca Haas who had posters of Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander up in his bedroom btw
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shane is literally a Boyfriend guys he’s stocking the cottage full of stuff he’d never eat bc they’re ilya’s favourite snacks and he’s driving his passenger princess around and carrying ilya’s bags and asking what he wants for dinner and waking him up in the middle of the night to be like ‘hey here’s how we can be together forever until we are old and wrinkly. do u agree yes or yes’
and even before that he’s constantly checking if his baby is okay and he’s sitting in that stairwell cuddling ilya’s jacket and he’s so desperate to hold ilya’s hand when he’s off his head on painkillers. he’s rereading old texts. he’s got his phone in his hand and he’s texting ilya when he’s literally just got off the ice after winning the cup again and that’s years before they’re even together. he’s inviting ilya to the cottage because he gets two weeks off a year and he wants to spend them both with his favourite person
he’s a loverboy! he’s spent so so long wanting to be able to connect with ilya like this and now he finally can! he was born to play hockey but also to be ilya’s boyfriend!
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Ksenia Daniela Kharlamova as Svetlana Vetrova & Connor Storrie as Ilya Rozanov | Heated Rivalry | Season 1 Episode 2
When they are out and married Shane and Ilya don't do a lot of pda, like they're always touching each other but its very bro-y, like their biggest pda sin normally is they do sit and stand too close to each other at all times. But you know at team parties, they're like barely two drinks in and they've escalated their bickering to the point where they are pushing back the coffee table to wrestle about it.
shane's baby + forehead kisses 🥺
Feeling more and more like Ilya Rozanov these days
I’ll have to do my research and maybe watch the show again, so call me out if I’m wrong, but do Ilya and Shane win the cup back-to-back. So Ilya then Shane. This is interesting to me because I see Shane as a very obsessive character, not in a bad way, but someone who gets tunnel vision when it comes to his goals. In this scenario, where Ilya-then-Shane for the cup, I imagine Shane seated with all the Metros watching Rozanov lift the cup and he immediately is plotting in his head that they need to get to work. He goes to his cottage, rest and recovers, and then comes back to the Bell Center with the most inhumane drills known to man.
(I am aware Captains don’t decide drills but in this universe, Shane does. #myshane wants his name etched beside Ilya forever because if at least this doesn’t work out and they have no keepsakes, there exists a ring in the Hockey Museum that reads Ilya Rozanov and perfectly on the next column in a year, Shane Hollander (C) )
All the Metros are rediscovering their anatomy and someone pulled a muscle in a direction it’s never been before. Shane maintains a championship mindset and they win their first cup. Obviously the Metros are happy about this and they think they are good to rest. But it’s Shane, obsessive demon, he says we are running this back and they do it again. Two cups. Ilya won one but Shane has two. It satisfies something in him to know he can one-up Ilya. He can condition himself for survival because of who he is and he can win.
This, however, has the inherent consequence that Shane burns out trying to go three for three. The Metros take injuries, the teams get smarter and kill their power plays/penalties. Someone drives Shane hard into the barriers. He gets faster, they can never catch him again. Someone slashes him and the referee doesn’t see it/call it. He makes sure to hattrick in their city to the adoring boos of the stadium. He’s viscous but eventually, the Metros aren’t well oiled enough, people retire and he has to rebuild, relearn and grow his Metros to the point of perfection again.
All-Stars. Ilya goes first. He scores well on the accuracy and speed. He’s good but Shane shaves off less than 10 seconds on his record. Ilya knows what Shane is doing and he can’t fault Shane for it. If you’re good at something, you want to be the best. If it’s hockey, you want to be Shane MF Hollander. When Shane wins that third cup, it almost kills him, added with his ED, they quester him to the cottage and Yuna and David take shifts nursing him to functional.
He watches Ilya pull out the Rozanov. He practices when no one is in the rink with him. He does it again and again. Someone, J.J, asks what he is doing during practice and he says nothing, just messing around with trick shots. He gets out his book, he watches almost 20 hours of Ilya and the Rozanov. He loses sleep, he turns over Ilya’s wrist to see if there are signs overexertion from hockey. He can’t tell, they look like hands. He figures it out. He does it to Ilya’s bemusement and protests.
shane hollander is a jock, a dude, a 200 pounds man, a captain, he's been giving interviews and speeches before he could even walk, he plays in front of thousands and thousands of people and loud af crowds, he's a performer, he's constantly in front of cameras, he's been under scrutiny his whole life, he's an athlete, he breathes-eats-sleeps-shits sport, he swears, he's masculine, his hockey gear is probably putrid, he's a certified mcgymbro™, he only wears athletic stuff, he models, he does commercials, his main personality trait is hockey, he's kissed and hugged by his sweaty teammates in the locker room, he's ripped, he's an asshole, he's sarcastic, he's a bitch, he uses "fuck" every three words, he hires a stylish and a designer because his taste is bro. and he is all that while being neurodivergent too. and a bottom.
guy with awkward little bangs and rock hard nipples about to wear a suit to his first dick appointment...
alternate metros jersey shane 🙂↕️
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