Some Inspiration

@prettyfarts

Icon by the amazing monarobot of my fursona~ I am a bi cisgender girl (she/her pronouns) who lives in the UK. I like to use this tumblr to keep track of art, drawing tips and funny videos. Favourite Tags: ~ Videos ~ Architecture // Awesome Designs // Fashion ~ Art // Comics // Sculpture ~ LOL // Jokers // Funny ~ Life // How to do Stuff // Life Hacks ~ Food // Recipes ~ Photography // Cityscapes ~ Anxiety & Panic Attacks

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vittyyluvscookies

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

submissivefeminist

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

chaotichowlite

‘Vagina-owners’

anxiousnerd

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

sexylibrarian1

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

occupyvenus

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

phantoms-lair

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

taysweetbae

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

greedyagain

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

nemertea

If you are doing a rebound test for appendicitis, it is very important to press on the LEFT side of your abdomen. This is because the appendix is located on the right side, and the last thing you want to do is press on the appendix and rupture it.

garouma

バス、まだかな？

maruti-bitamin

octobuddy

siobhanchiffon

Gaël René-Solaire, the obsidian fang

womblegrinch

Sir Alfred James Munnings (1878-1959) - The grey mare

Oil on canvas. 25 x 30 inches, 63.5 x 76.2 cm.

Estimate: £100,000-150,000.

Sold Sotheby’s, London, 6 June 2007 for £204,000 incl B.P.

ovopack

我に知らぬ噂は無い

acorviart

revealing smoke

my piece from a while ago for the 13 Days Advent, a halloween-themed advent calendar

crehador

so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant

spearxwind

I think it's sad that most people always think of bottlenoses as the "classic dolphin" since its the one that's always used for shows, and always think of dolphins as just straight grey when in reality there's so many varieties with so many different amazing patterns

Look at the common dolphin! They have a gorgeous X pattern and even some dull yellow/gold!!

Hourglass dolphins have gorgeous white streaks

Spinner dolphins have really pretty banding as well, AND they have a really sleek cute silhouette!

The atlantic spotted dolphin!!! Theyre spotted!!!!!!

and the pantropical spotted too!!

Dusky dolphins have a gorgeous airbrush look going on like straight out of a 2000s fantasy illustration

Striped dolphins sure have stripes!! How cool!!

And these I've shown you aren't even all of them at all, there are so many of them:

There's so so so many different types of dolphins people dont know about this isnt even all of them and some are SO gorgeous and underrated because people just dont know they exist so I'm here to fix that

halfbakedpoet

I know tumblr has accepted the whole “cat’s internal monologue is a desolate Victorian child” thing but what if a cat’s internal monologue was Gollum/Sméagol

halfbakedpoet

-scratching the floor near their bowl- “Nasty, filthy dry foods they serves us. We wants soft, juicy morsels from the canses.”

halfbakedpoet

-sitting in the window- “What’s it doing, precious? What noises it makes with pointy mouth. We wants it…”

halfbakedpoet

“Wicked, tricksy humanses doesn’t feeds us in hours. Must reminds them or we’ll starve. Wait for dinners? Oh no. That would kill us! Kill us!”

halfbakedpoet

-bringing dead animals to owner- “Look! Look! See what good kitty finds! Eat them! Eat them!”

cwnerd12

There are many flavors of cats. Victorian child cats and Gollum cats are both equally valid.

eldritchbauble

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

everythingfox

It’s always the orange ones

huariqueje

Gnarly Winter Oak - Oscar Drouge , n/d.

German , 1898 - 1983

Colour woodcut (woodblock print) on Japan paper, 15 3/4 x 11 5/8 in. Edition unknown.

littleyellowleaves

dragon year in transition

whitechocolateandwindydays

So, who was gonna tell me that ‘No Nightingales’ is a book about two ghosts preventing a war from happening, then being in a love-hate relationship and not talking to each other for 66 years in a house on Berkeley Square??