Javert: Cis White Fanfiction Reviewer

sith_droideka on livejournal and apparent Frozen apologist. Note: URL reads "pretty fly for a cis white male", not "pretty fly for a racist white male" nor is it supposed to be "pretty fly fo' racis white male". Common mistake, no harm in seeing it, that's just what it really is. You can thank aireyverkhovensky for the name. I review fanfiction here, almost always bad fanfiction. Fandoms so far: Harry Potter, Persona 4, Jurassic Park in name only, Pokémon, and Neon Genesis Evangelion. Seeking links to character-bashing essays. Also currently on the ObamaCare Variety hour. In case you're wondering, I'm libertarian-right who supports the Republicans over the Democrats and oppose ObamaCare (although defunding won't work). I try not to talk about politics a lot, but usually if something political comes up on my dashboard, you'll know.

[prettyflyforaciswhitemale]

butts

[prettyflyforaciswhitemale]

420 hiatus it.

If I come back on, it'll be in April 2016.

[dumbzi-blog]

Welcome to Tumblr, where you can fit in and be accepted

unless you’re white

or white and straight

or white and straight and feel comfortable in your birth gender

[richist-deactivated20150511]

THEN LOG OFF AND WALK OUTSIDE WHERE YOU WILL NEVER BE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST FOR ANY OF THIS YOU WHINEY BABY

[infinitimatti]

but its okay to discriminate based on those traits on tumblr because

[yessu]

there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure

[keptyn]

[pokemoncap]

[drkhl]

[rainsandblackbirds]

ronald-sleazley:

castiowl:

I’m laughing way too hard at awkward!Snape just standing there.

Snape is standing there like

“Oh no don’t mind me I can’t see anything that you’re doing at all because this book is so interesting and it is so close to my face that I can’t see anything other than this book right here in front of my face.”

I HAVE NEVER NOTICED SNAPE IN THIS SCENE

WHAT IS THIS

[sociopath-tendencies]

My life in one gifset

[officialunitedstates]

FACT OF THE DAY:  infinity divided by infinity is 1.  it is also infinity.  therefore infinity = 1

[dirtyaceattorneycrackfessions]

[imchanandlerbong]

has anyone noticed clark kent looks a little bit like superman?

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Don’t be ridiculous. Superman doesn’t wear glasses.

[amorremanet]

I keep telling you guys: he takes them off when he transforms.

[obstinatecondolement]

That doesn’t make any sense, he wouldn’t be able to see.

[192nausikaa]

[medievalistsnet]

Tolkien’s translation of Beowulf coming out this spring

[auburngal]

Yessss

[simplewritingmai]

why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia 

[rjfdnjeskfmgtrdf]

because it does their job better than them

[dayof-storyandsong]

my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments

half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin

[purpleflrs]

IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW

[ordinary--superhero-deactivated]

[luchadoreofliberty]

I can’t believe we are at a point where people cannot see that medieval European culture and its institutions are far worse than what we have now.

If we still had that kind of culture, we would be a hell of a lot more violent and worse off.

[obamadawn]