"You lost me at normal"

MY MARVEL/IM:AA BLOG! Im literally just teen tony man I dunno what to tell yah. #one of the like 3 Hawkeye and armoured adventure fans. #stony my otp. (HE/THEY/ANY- MINOR)

[erodottir]

harley keener for the 5 fans out there you know who you are yeehaw

[tinymintywolf]

another commission! i should reread the fraction run tbh

[orangei-sindy]

marvel universe tumblr simulator Part 1/?

🦾 ironstark-forever

i'm sick of you people acting like our mayor isn't gay and fucking a billionaire

edit 1: now which one of yall sent this post to their kid he's vagueing me on social media

🕶️ shattertremes-13151015-deactivated

mayor cage has a WIFE. he is M A R R I E D. why does everyone always assume there's some kind of cheating going on

🦾 ironstark-forever

??? oh so bisexual people don't exist now? polyamorous people don't exist now? people like you are the fucking problem

👊 bottom-ironfisting

the way op's archived posts show that they ship tony stark with his bodyguard lol. there's no way you're gonna glaze iron man getting his oil changed by that reject and then shit talk luke and danny BYE.

edit: acting like ms jones-cage doesn't think they fucked either is wild

😸 the-only-tigra-hellcat-shipper

is fumbling genetic or some shit why is hawkeye two always dating some d list zero when she could get with a HERO. ms america if you're reading this I know how to show a lady a good time i promise

🐈‍⬛ hellcatty

the implication that hawkeye is related to the other hawkeye pls

😸 the-only-tigra-hellcat-shipper

???? are they not? like i assumed that they were since the brooklyn spiderman is related to the queens one that it was the same situation here ???

🕷️ hyphenbot

spider-man

Beep-boop! I look for accidental misspellings where there should be hyphens

👊 bottom-ironfisting

this is a callout post for @ironstark-forever

they're making several false claims, namely reducing danny rand to a billionaire. he went MISSING as a CHILD why are we acting like the stuff rand did while he was lost at sea was his fault???

Keep reading

🕶️ shattertremes-131510151-deactivated

my most unhinged conspiracy theory is that haikubot is controlled by ultron. like. or maybe one of his grandkids idk I was lowkey addicted to heat for like the entirety of that m day stuff so I don't know what the family situation is

🪃 yes-im-boomerangs-cousin

oh my god this post is literally broken in every way what the fuck. why does it say it posted 2 centuries ago. what the fuck.

🕶️ windsong-truther-131510152-deactivated

genuinely fuck m0j0

🕶️ x-tremities-131510153-deactivated

dude this isn't Freaking Awesome you don't need to censor mojo if you're dissing him??

⚡️slothbaby

hypersonic space travel (or why interdimensional e-mails should have a schedule send function)

Chapter 15/? Word Count: 20K

When Ororo Munroe gets an interplanetary collect call from the Shi'ar to pick up her shortstack of a coworker from a prison cell, her first instinct is to send his daughter to get him. Instead, she and Logan embark on a mission that should have been an email thread.

read on Freaking Awesome

👽 the-silent-watcher

🪃 yes-im-boomerangs-cousin

MY LAWYER JUST WALKED IN AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE FOUGHT SHE-HULK BUT LIKE. NOT IN A COURT????

🪃 yes-im-boomerangs-cousin

oh he said he tripped because he's blind aren't i a fucking asshole

🐈‍⬛ hellcatty

how are you always in these situations girl

🪃 yes-im-boomerangs-cousin

oh yeah my fuckass cousin moved in with me because his roommates didn't renew their lease with him or whatever and his situationship got killed by some guy from the news AND IT TURNS OUT MY COUSIN IS A FREAKING SUPERVILLAIN???? AND HE FOUGHT SPIDER-MAN????? and then I got arrested because this PIECE OF SHIT had some kind of blackmail encrypted ON MY WORK LAPTOP.

[erodottir]

CW - Blood

Oh, Tony.

Did you really think you could save him?

Maybe if you had been better.

Maybe if you had been a better man.

Kinder, softer, gentler, unburdened by your disgusting flaws.

Or maybe not.

Maybe he was ruined the moment you met.

After all, the poison runs deep in your blood, burnt into your DNA.

How can you pretend you’re better than your father when you left him?

You wanted to protect him so badly.

But in the end, you couldn’t save him from yourself.

Are you proud?

Are you proud Tony?

He has to grow up without you now.

So much for being better than your father.

So much for breaking the cycle.

[calscov]

sups tony would drive cap hydra crazy

[prettyflyyywhiteguy]

quick doodle cause its Steve's BIRTHDAY!!!! YAAAYYYYY!!!!!

[ivvyela]

nothing on this god's green earth can convince me that peter parker doesn't have an ao3 account where he is elbows deep in a 'rise of skywalker' fix-it fic. like, fully invested in it, been writing it pre-spider bite with ned, who is just as enthusiastic about it. but the thing is, it's really hard to do updates when you are literally spider-man.

every three months he'll post and in the author's note there's some shit like "sorry this took a while, i got shot seven times :/" or "i know it's been a minute, i literally got hit by a bus and then stabbed in the leg, but i'm all good!" or sometimes ned would log in and post with a note "hey i'm a friend posting on the author's behalf, they're healing from severe hypothermia but promised an update, so here it is!"

and the fic just gets increasingly more popular for the author notes alone. a good handful of the comments are something along the lines of "i'm not even in the star wars fandom, i'm just here to see if the author is good" or "every update i cheer for another day the author gets to live at this point"

and any reader who is a native new yorker kind of pieces together that holy shit the author might be spider-man because the timeline adds up, and they just fully embrace it. spider-man will stop a robbery and the guy behind the counter will ask when the next chapter will be up. spider-man returns a stolen backpack to a girl and she'll tell him that he "really got poe's voice down so well, it's really impressive."

ned thinks it is hilarious. mj finds out about the fic from twitter, to peter's absolute horror, and changes peter's contact name to "friendly neighborhood ao3 author". but the worst thing to happen is after an avengers battle where peter took a pretty big hit and ends up in med-bay. and during a press conference, when someone asks how spider-man is healing, tony just drops "spidey won't be down for too long. the star wars fic will be updated within the week, probably."

ao3 goes down for two days.

[talyn-leif]

OMG ANOTHER IDEA TO ADD TO MY FIC!!

[aberrantcreature]

Post Civil War dalliance. ✨

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[lilaccatholic]

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

[soundwaveleftarm]

[enthyrea]

rip tony stark you woulda loved ryland grace

[archerinthevents]

Peter made Ned, MJ, and himself in the sims. After the spell, when he was lonely and missing them, he'd log on and play their save. His own character is gone, but that's okay.

[dueseaworthiness]

[prettyflyyywhiteguy]

What a wonderful morning huh

[olivtr33]

they’re on the phone guys do not interrupt them !!

[prettyflyyywhiteguy]

Pepper 🤤

[helpimstuckinanotherworlddd]

live laugh love shield rehab nat <3