Hawkguy's Gal

Heated Rivalry, Winterhawk and things that make me laugh ~ any/all pronouns, bisexual 'til I die, queer all the way down || Additional rogue content from Marvel, DC, Good Omens, Leverage, Witcher, All For The Game and occasional others. Trans women are women; I'm not here to fight you but I will.

[mythmagicetc]

the way shane’s brand deals and ad campaigns made him much more recognizable to non-hockey fans, jeopardizing his ability to have much of a sex life apart from ilya, while also ensuring that ilya was taunted by images of him year-round…the way shane spent the my moon my man montage getting more famous and more awarded and more celebrated and, simultaneously, more and more ilya’s

[cruciatusforeplay]

@fuckrozanov your tag is sublime

#Shane becoming famous enough that strangers felt like they knew him while Ilya had to pretend he didn't

[deadpowol]

[wumbsie]

needy little rock

[fuckrozanov]

blueberry lemon cinnamon rolls in the oven. multiple tabs of fanfic open. heated rivalry episode 1 playing on mute on my tv. i am Reborn

[fuckrozanov]

does anybody want me. i mean does anybody want one

[cruciatusforeplay]

Thanks for the inspo, these are incredible. Recipe

[my-2nd-account]

Honorable mention:

[penandinkprincess]

In my mind Shane’s allergies are latex, peanuts, tree nuts, and mangoes. The mango allergy is pretty mild and he LOVES mangoes so he eats them anyway but Ilya hates that so when he’s away from Ilya for sponsorship-related trips he’ll go eat a bunch of mangoes alone in his hotel room and later when he FaceTimes Ilya he’s got a suspicious mouth rash. Ilya’s like what are you doing. That better not be a mango reaction, Shane. Tell me it’s anything else. Tell me the makeup artist didn’t wash the brushes right and now you have herpes but do NOT tell me you’ve been eating fucking mangoes behind my back AGAIN—

the idea of shane who denies himself SO MUCH and optimizes SO MUCH OF HIS LIFE and is SO focused and SO dedicated

but who cannot resist the siren call of Forbidden Mangoes

it ends up being his end of season treat

he did a whole season, he did a great job, he stayed focused and On It the whole year. other people celebrate with champagne. shane celebrates with an allergen.

shane who has one last photoshoot to knock out before he's free and is just oh no :) it conflicts with my husband's schedule :) guess that means ilya can't go with me :) so sad :)

why are you so happy

i'm not :)

then he does the photoshoot and has knocked out the last thing he has to do in front of a camera for a while.

now it is Mango Time.

he facetimes ilya with the lights down WAY low later and ilya just ?? shane??? i can barely see you, malysh. turn a light on.

uuuhh, no thanks. it's sexier like this.

what? i want to se-

...

shane is it the fucking mangoes

...no

SHANE

YOU GET TO SMOKE SOMETIMES. I GET TO EAT MANGOES.

ARE YOU FORGETTING PART WHERE ALLERGIES CAN GET WORSE WITH EXPOSURE?

THEN I SHOULD ENJOY THEM WHILE I CAN

WRONG

[penandinkprincess]

Ilya learning FOR SURE that shane let him win during every foreplay wrestling match the day he has to try (*TRY*) to get this contraband mango away from him

[pineappical]

funny idea i just got for an Eridian character. meet Hardtack

[pineappical]

like a sick victorian child

[enthyrea]

rip tony stark you woulda loved ryland grace

[darlingofdots]

let's think of some Bits in the Hollander-Rozanov household because every good relationship needs incomprehensible and insufferable Bits:

the random Russian nouns as pet names, obviously

turning to Anya to arbitrate who won the race/loads the dishwasher correctly/scored a sexier goal etc

Ilya. Ilyusha. Ilyushenka. Ilyushenkechka.

and who won Rookie of the Year????

"I have never said this in my life"

threatening to tell Yuna

"pass me the remote?" — "come and get it" — [wrestling]

butt slapping. at every opportunity.

"we will have to shoot you like lame horse" when one of them gets so much as a papercut

idioms translated literally into the wrong language

"this is not hall of fame behaviour"

"who should I bring as my plus one" and listing random people while the other pouts

[dogsdayilya]

Loyalty (1869)

— by Briton Rivière

Loyalty (2025)

— by Ilya Rozanov

[mxjackparker]

Tarts with Hearts: Sex Workers in Love will be a fiction anthology of pieces written by sex workers, all including sex worker characters and their love. These stories may be romantic, familial or platonic.

With such a lack of authentic-feeling fiction about sex workers, this book is intended to be a contribution which will spark more sex worker stories. Whether you love a cosy romance, a protagonist suffering a relatable heartbreak, the found family trope, or character studies focusing on family dynamics, there will be something here for you!

Tarts with Hearts: Sex Workers in Love

An anthology of sex worker fiction, by and about sex workers in love.

If this interests you, please share it! The project can only get funded if enough people consider it worth backing, and I'd really love to get sex workers paid. Anything about sex work online gets censored so your sharing means a lot.

[critter-of-habit]

They're just silly

[homunculus-argument]

Has either of your parents ever accidentally called you/your siblings the wrong name? (someone else's name, like other sibling, pet, etc)

Yes, at least once

No, but I've seen it happen to someone else

No, never

I don't have pets/siblings/parents/hair

Remaining time: 3 days 35 minutes

[faejilly]

I don't think my mother did this to me and my sister, but I do in fact do this to my children all the time

like

monthly

maybe weekly

(not as bad as daily?)

they're 16 & 21 now,

*at least once* is the wrong fucking galaxy of a number

[jayjay-thejet-plane]

Winterhawk lockscreen commission for @butchbuckys 💜💜💜

Thank you so much for commissioning me!

halfbody // full colour

[clowndraws]

mimicry

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: How I created this visual magic (cr 阿梓蔗)

[mxjackparker]

Tarts with Hearts: Sex Workers in Love will be a fiction anthology of pieces written by sex workers, all including sex worker characters and their love. These stories may be romantic, familial or platonic.

With such a lack of authentic-feeling fiction about sex workers, this book is intended to be a contribution which will spark more sex worker stories. Whether you love a cosy romance, a protagonist suffering a relatable heartbreak, the found family trope, or character studies focusing on family dynamics, there will be something here for you!

Tarts with Hearts: Sex Workers in Love

An anthology of sex worker fiction, by and about sex workers in love.

If this interests you, please share it! The project can only get funded if enough people consider it worth backing, and I'd really love to get sex workers paid. Anything about sex work online gets censored so your sharing means a lot.