Patti L-ookin’ Like A Meal

Theatre nerd who is obsessed with Patti Lupone

[kayleefabulous]

what the fuck? are you fucking serious? now you’ve done it. you’ve angered the lesbian patti fandom. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!!

holy fucking shit

[rosehovick]

patti fandom grab your post-operation hip

[5nake-eater]

“You’ve angered the Patti Lesbian fandom” do you know who the fuck you’re talking to? You’re talking to THE Patti Lesbian fandom

[sadgirlz4patti-deactivated20201]

IDK what the heck this is all about, I left for like 15 minutes, but Kaylee is OG Patti lesbian fandom. Patti LuPone wouldn’t even exist without her. 

[sadgirlz4patti-deactivated20201]

Here’s to the ladies who eat out for lunch

[sadgirlz4patti-deactivated20201]

Everybody laugh

[prettylupone]

Lounging in their caftans and planning a brunch on their own behalf...

[sadgirlz4patti-deactivated20201]

My favorite photo of Mandy Patinkin. Where’s @mandypatinkinofficial when you need them?

[sadgirlz4patti-deactivated20201]

Patti LuPone and the cast of Anything Goes

[prettylupone]

Ugh she looks so good with that hairstyle

[capturetheatre]

patti lupone defining the word recovery, honestly this is the reason she has 2 tonys and i don’t

[sadgirlz4patti-deactivated20201]

Oh My God

LuPone’s wrath isn’t confined to her performances. The other day the actress was at “A Bronx Tale,” and a woman kept kicking the back of her seat and texting. After LuPone complained to the house manager, she overheard the woman say about her, “I understand — she’s old.”

At another show, someone got under her skin by unwrapping candy for an eternity. “If you don’t stop with the candy, I’ll kill you,” LuPone told the audience member.

“No one is safe from Patti,” said Birney, laughing.

-New York Post

[prettylupone]

Tag yourself I’m “If you don’t stop with the candy, I’ll kill you.”

[prettylupone]

All through my feral days My cat existence I kept my paw-mise Don’t keep your distance

[butch4milfs]

im gonna fucking cry this is the best thing ive seen all day

[prettylupone]

Lmao I started singing this to my cat and I had to post this XD I had a whole song going! He didn’t seem to like it...

[kissofchita]

Hey Patti lesbians and other wlw I made something for you

[nightwishesworld]

Happy Birthday to me

[nightwishesworld]

I did a thing today during class…

[pattiluponeisagoddess]

PATTI ANN LUPONE JUST MADE ME GAYER THAN I THOUGHT I WAS. THIS IS… IM REALLY GAYYYY

[prettylupone]

All the homo

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

TUMBLR GIVEAWAY!!!

I am giving away two-time Tony-winning actress and singer Patti LuPone.

Rules:

Must be following me

Likes and reblogs count 

You may reblog as many times as you wish for an extra entry

I will ship anywhere

Please only enter if you are willing to give out your address information

Good luck!!!

[prettylupone]

All through my feral days My cat existence I kept my paw-mise Don’t keep your distance

[prettylupone]

Why is Patti Lupone so attractive?

[butch4milfs]

i’m just. really gay

[classic-patti-deactivated201812]

this is the last thing you see before you die

[prettylupone]

It better be

[kayleefabulous]

thanks for the mood patti

[mamacarrie-deactivated20181110]

#kink ???

(50 shades of patti)

[prettylupone]

100% yes @mamacarrie 😂

[ladylupone-deactivated20180224]

Christine: Oh! We were both nominated for Best Actress at the Tonys?

Christine: *whispering* Put your war paint on, bitch. Shits about to get real.