I would not last 5 seconds in fucking faerun. Imagine a sexy ass devil approaches me, my souls outta my damn hands before I can answer.

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I would not last 5 seconds in fucking faerun. Imagine a sexy ass devil approaches me, my souls outta my damn hands before I can answer.
high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you're there thinking it's the most important period of your life and then the second you're out you're like well that was fucking stupid
Wip I won't ever color. Jack having a breakdown
Welcome back jack rhe ripper congrats on winning nymph awards you sexy bastard
Does literally anyone know any artists that have online stores with joseph merchandise, aside from Etsy. I'm desperate.
Concentration camp.
They built a concentration camp.
I don't think words can describe what this other than genocide.
At a military base that now doubles as a detention center in Israel’s Negev desert, an Israeli working at the facility snapped two photograp
Will never you all forget what this tumblr was made for. And that was for worshipping kissing old man joseph desaulniers. He is by far my favorite character from any franchise and i will stand by that. He will always and forever be my pretty boy.
Jackseph nymph awards winners I'll draw them oiled up and kissing of they win
Unironcally have the biggest crush on rolan for the sole reason he's so much like my bf it's not even funny, I'm convinced they share the same DNA at this point.
I feel like giving Rolan a big 'ol smooch would solve a lot of my problems!!
Been a hot minute since I rambled about the loml but @etherealsprout is the sweetest most lovable person on the face of the planet and I love him
Redeemed Durge be like
My favourite bit of BG3 lore is that Withers is legitimately responsible for the Dead Three, but he's probably too embarrassed to tell you, so every time you ask him to elaborate he just gives you a very stern, "Noooo."
I also love that the reason he's responsible for their uprising is because he got bored. He literally got bored of his position as Lord of the Dead and wanted to retire, so when these three morally questionable humans came looking for godhood he was like, "Hmmm. Yes, okay. Here. Take my portfolios. Fight over them. I don't care. I quit."
So after bowling with skulls in a friendly competition to decide who would get what portfolio, they took up his powers and wreaked havoc on the world. Only at that moment did Jergal, AKA Withers, AKA our precious Bone Daddy think, "I'm just now, internally, asking myself, in quite a worried way, whether I might've made an error."
So he joins your merry band and watches your escapades, calmly twiddling his fingers while you clean up his mess. He's happy to lend his aid, even to the point that he'll bring Durge back to life if they reject Bhaal, even though he technically shouldn't. But he's Withers. The rules don't apply to him. If Ao doesn't like it, he can descend from the Heavens and say it to his rotting face.
And the reason he saves Durge isn't necessarily because he likes them or because he's a morally good entity (though one certainly could make that argument), but because he wants to add insult to injury. He steals Bhaal's child with a big smile on his face, dubs them his Chosen, and praises them for rejecting all the power they were promised. But of course, he still doesn't tell them who he is—or rather who he was.
Then, when all is said and done, he throws Tav and their companions a cute little party. No one knows it's probably half a thank you party and half a "Withers is bored again" party. And if anyone misbehaves, he'll get irritated and whisk them away. Because how dare they? He put a lot of work into that.
And at the end of it all, he walks up to a mural of the Dead Three and basically goes, "Lmao. Thou didst fuck around, and thou didst find out." Just savagely roasting them.
And then poof!
He waves them into non-existence.
So i was doing the battle against lorroakan, and rolan runs up to him. I think oh, what spell is he going to cast?
THIS GUY, A WIZARD
PUSHES
LORROAKAN OFF THE BALCONY
King really said 'COUNTERSPELL THIS'
Anyway i love him
The abandoned child you’ve taken in sleeps on your lap as the god who gave you immortality softly warns you. “This will hurt.”
This ties so heavily with halsin and Claiborne. He loves his daughter so dearly but she's constantly woven with death like the seams of a blanket
but now off with her head i fear is everyone's concern.
My favorite sacrificial lamb.
Too caught up to find the wits to bail
Rambling about Raphael again: I’m getting more and more convinced that stealing from Raphael is an asshole move no matter what.
I just killed Raphael for the first time yesterday. I had gotten the scene where he comes home before but that was way back in my first playthrough and I chickened out back then. The battle itself was awesome, don’t get me wrong but it felt…unsatisfying? Sad even.
I’m obviously not excusing anything he’s done to Hope, but we don’t really know anything about Hope before we have already taken the decision to go to his house.
I found something in the House of Hope that I hadn’t seen before (it’s on the ground in the main area where the fireplace is iirc):
Like yeah, we know that we don’t really need the Orphic Hammer if we’ve played the game before and all that. But does Raphael? It seems like he genuinely thinks it’s a fair trade. Dude lives in the Hells. I’m sure he really does expect the worst from people (especially someone like the Emperor). So he offers us a deal that he really believes is fair, and what do we do? We go robbing his house, fucks/kills his incubus, meddles in his business and essentially spits him in the face. Bonus asshole points if the last thing you ever say to him is that he’s a shit at sex.
Raphael is evil, no doubt, but he hasn’t really done anything to us. If you don’t take the deal, he simply leaves you alone (unless you refuse the Emperor in the end…in which he essentially calls you a dumbass but still helps if I remember correctly) even though that deal is the closest he’s been to the crown in millennia.
Which brings me to his reaction. Obviously, he seems angry right before the fight, but mostly I got the feeling of a man who has been utterly humiliated. His quote that went along the lines of: “Take away their free will and they’ll call you a tyrant. Let them indulge in it and they become tyrants” is kind of stuck with me. I think that Raphael could have potentially treated us a lot worse if he wanted to, but he chose not to (obviously that’s also to get us to trust him, but still). Which is why it stings even more when we fuck him over.
Think about his diary entries. The man has nightmares about us besting him. Imagine how stupid he must feel when that fear turns out to be true and that he shouldn’t have trusted us to keep our word.