[sometiktoksarevalid]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

[averagejoey2000]

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

[averagejoey2000]

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[parasite-core]

[catcrumb]

[roaldamundsen]

more pyaari everyone say hi to pyaari

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]

[imathers]

[jothwip]

bunny yuri. Spread the news

[puppiesthoughtsgobrrr]

Bunny yuri!

[lieutenant-sappho]

[finalfantasyvii]

me with my quilava

[otiksimr]

Your quilava.

[lylahammar]

We’ve found a new game

[meatsound]

bigs my me at you

[captain-price-returns]

This appears to be the president’s "proof" that vandals are sabotaging the Reflecting Pool.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[nekomimidusteon]

wanting to show off and having AA cups is so humiliating like hey do you want to see the catgirl princess's nearly flat chest.

[nekomimidusteon]

wearing a low cut top and no bra so when she bends over she can show you a tantalizing glimpse of her nothing.

[bedupolker]

The hamster way.

Redraw. Dunno if I like this one better, but needed it cleaned/abridged for printing. It would be criminal not to include fan favorite, Unhinged Hamster Woman.

I'm selling a physical compilation of Mouseworld comics at Anthrocon 2026! If you can't make it, digital PDFs are now available!

Ko-Fi | Patreon | itch.io

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[horribly-precise-transcriptions]

audio: [so‿ɡ̊o ˈbæʔ t̯ʊ̆‿ðᵊ ˌǁ͜klə̃ː˧˨ə́b̚]

[wreegis]

there was an incident at work today