Hillarity: Collected Musings

27 cis-F Blog Contains: -Copious amounts of personal ramblings -Doctor Who -Sherlock -Attempts at artsy photos -Occasional bursts of humor -Poetry You have been warned.

[klingoff]

wesley crusher in #90 for truedecepticonleader

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[galwednesday]

Linda Holmes on The Good Place

[wadey-wilson]

Tom Hardy Babysits Rescue Dogs From Battersea Dogs Home

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[justanoldacc]

thank you, church of satan. you make more sense than anyone these days.

[hymnofvalefor]

Thanks Satan

[princesscarriefisherarchive-dea]

me, a lesbian, mistaking a nice twink for a nice butch lesbian: [gives him the lesbian nod]

him, a twink, mistaking me for a twink: [gives me the gay once over]

me, a sensitive dyke: [calls an uber and spends the whole time misty eyed, wondering why this nice butch would look me over like i wasn’t a HUMAN BEING, like i was something to be gawked at. i ignore my Uber driver’s attempt at small talk, staring out the window and questioning everything i know about life, meaning, and the pursuit of lesbianism]

him, a confused gay: [stares at the space this twink just vacated, completely floored. a nod. does he think this is a game. does he think this is a joke. this isn’t a PTA meeting where you nod at your old friend but also secret enemy Brenda from across the room. was i not even worth the once over. have i lost my game. what does this mean]

[damnitandy]

[devil-in-red-deactivated2019010]

Maybe this is what the straights mean when they say we’re confused.

[catchymemes]

[shadowgale96]

I had to learn more about this little guy. Turns out this is a voiced over video for comedy. His name is Wilfred Warrior. He’s a Chinchilla Persian from London, and he has an INSTAGRAM. 

Although He looks like a sad goblin, He is very loved

And very happy <3

[hinny-of-neighvale]

I feel better now knowing the cat wasn’t actually being yelled at or mocked.

[celebgames]

Here’s a photo of the band evanescence playing donkey konga in 2004.

[acoolguy]

so that was the secret to their beautiful music…

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

hey guys whats up

[durbikins]

how’d you make a blank post?

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

you make a bulleted list and press tab until the text either is all the way on the right or it disappears depending on the resolution of the computer it’s viewed on. also, it doesn’t work on mobile.

[durbikins]

please tell me

[lizardlicks]

This is the most hilarious thing to see on mobile.

[fierysuggestion]

i am now and will forever be a work in progress

[leda-asuddenblow]

Viola Davis for Guardian Weekend, Photographed by Dylan Coulter, October 2018

[did-you-know]

Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source

[shinyrock6498]

And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape

[hatchibomitar]

cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Imagine how much more he would make in those 10 seconds if he pissed in a Gatorade bottle

Amazon also doesn’t pay anything in federal taxes and a lot of their workers are on government assistance. That’s really fucking cool. that’s where government regulations should kick in.

[football-in-tuxedos]

Profit is the unpaid labor of the masses

[onlytwitterpics]

[guccixcucci]

[authumor]

[badgerofshambles]

a singular scuit. just one. 

[threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat]

an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it.

[brunhiddensmusings]

‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years ‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones

‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice baked thus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice

behold the monoscuit/scuit

[cameoamalthea]

Why is this called a biscuit:

[brunhiddensmusings]

when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they cared thus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UK the evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree

[correspondingnerd]

I love it when a shitpost turns into an actually interesting post.

[notdavidfincher]

I think I’m sick. And I don’t know if my ailment has a name.

[travis-mcelroys-nails]