Vulcan

On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk

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Chris Pine and that cute little thing he does when he laughs

[pinefinemine]

[talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla]

THIS IS LITERALLY SO IMPORTANT HOW HAVE NONE OF YALL TOLD ME THIS

[talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla]

Sarek lookin fiiiiine

X

[cendaya]

[castaneglace]

this isnt even all that out-of-character for him 

[gaykarstaagforever]

Best alien ever is still the Alfa 177 Canine, like to agree, reblog to super-agree.

No I didn’t spell “Alpha” wrong, the show did. No one cared.

Look at this dog in this costume. Does this look like something you’d put on TV if you cared?

[captaincrusher]

What is this show

[sassy-mccoy]

And I’ve .. had .. the time of my lifee

[fluffmugger]

It’s the one where Kirk attacked Lurch with a giant penis

[neetols]

Amok Time but even gayer

[jamestiberiusfuckhead]

how to follow the prime directive, by leonard h. mccoy, md

[macabrekawaii]

Bless.

[ekjohnston]

I like how he fixes people. I love him.

[birdlord5000]

#I’m convinced everybody on the enterprise just called in sick on the day they reviewed the prime directive#like#What do you mean I can’t use revolutionary medicine a century before it’s been invented?#why can’t i romance this 1930’s girl with philisophical quotes that have yet to be quoted and also with the fact that i’m from the future?#I thought the prime directive was to look cool while cruising at warp 5 (via

danamikeda

[plaidshirtjimkirk]

tbh it’s been 50 years and yet it’s still surreal that jim picked up a huge rock shaped like a dick

[mealjo]

he worked for that dick rock

[scottys-floral-teacup]

This was apparently Deforest Kelley’s favorite picture of himself…

[oueddie-2]

Planet of the Apes / Star Trek crossover

[tos-fanart]

Cover art by by J. K. Woodward (1st cover) and Rachael Stott (2nd cover)

[thepunisher]

[sweartrek]

ENGINEERING, REPORT!

[hydrogenandtonic-deactivated202]

are we ever going to talk about how you have to get actual permission from both your captain and doctor in order to have sex with an alien

like who sits around Starfleet and makes these rules

[lohlunat]

For everyone wondering about this:

“All Starfleet personnel must obtain authorization from their CO as well as clearance from their medical officer before initiating an intimate relationship with an alien species.” (VOY: “The Disease”)

It’s true. 

[flowerkirks-deactivated20140917]

this is hilarious

yo captain i wanna bang this alien

[unicorncoalition]

sdfsldkfslkj this is the part of Bones’s job he hates the most, going through all the forms on his PADD to give the green-light to all these potential sexual encounters he just WISHES HE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE but you know he actually DOES SOME RESEARCH to see if people will be COMPATIBLE whereas Jim just ticks the box, all, FREE LOVE, BONES and Bones has to be like GODDAMMIT DID YOU EVEN READ THE FILE, JIM, THEY DON’T EVEN HAvE ORIFICES and Jim is like, wow, Bones, they can still have fun, don’t judge

and bones

hates

everything

[tptigger]

This sounds like the sort of rule that got instituted because of something that happened to Kirk, TBH.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

It’s referred to in Bones’ log as “The Incident” and Kirk was itchy and purple for weeks

[ponnearponfarponwhereveryouare]

List of ways to make Captain Kirk angry:

Insult Spock

Insult women

Insult the Enterprise and/or its crew

[petimetrek]

Salad