[pochowek]

I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier

[theblueteletubby]

scrolled through the tags and saw that a lot of people weren’t blessed enough to see the edits

here it is, in all its Glory

[reactionpicarchive]

[pukicho]

I am the tsar of Tumblr now if you wanna do something you gotta ask me

[pukicho]

I am no longer the tsar or tumblr 

[belloochie]

doctor prescribed me vibe stabilizers 

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

observe.

[cactus-1776]

The fucking op name killed me

[veronicasantangelo]

do you think miley cyrus smokes weed

[verisimilitudi]

smoke what

[veronicasantangelo]

marijuana

[sportsfemme-deactivated20170529]

no thats illegal

[omegaboner]

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

[valtsv]

sometimes i stop and seriously think about all the history that has happened right where i’m standing and lose my mind just a little bit

[valtsv]

cashier: that’ll be $7.99

me, thinking about the fact that dinosaurs bigger than houses used to walk the earth:

[oumaimas]

lately there have been too many days like in a row

[comparingmeerkats]

when u cant afford quality name brand memes so u have to settle for

peep the toad 

[cctinsleybaxter]

hey did bella and edward ever sit down and talk about what it felt like for him to die of spanish influenza or was that like a trigger for him and off limits

[rose-lily-hale]

edward: *sees flu shot poster at the hospital* *immediately breaks down sobbing*

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

Edward Cullen actually fought every anti-vaxxer in the entire state of Washington we just didn’t get to read about it because it wasn’t relevant to Bella’s story

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mens-rights-activia]

[unown]

viva la vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else and I refuse to

[theinternetcitizen-deactivated2]

There was a financial crisis

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

sorry bro can’t hear you i think st peter is calling my name

[dillondean]

[bullmoose]

[officialfrenchtoast]

[homodotus]