𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐘; 𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒. | 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟏 / ?
courtesy of my friends on discord & irl friends !! this is part 1 of many to come, i’m sure.
“ if I don’t get a 6 foot tall dark haired girlfriend in the future, I’m suing god. “
“ I have to hurl objects at her until she cooperates. “
“ where’s the good shit ? “
“ just foxes in dog costumes. “
“ HEY YOU - WHAT’S YOUR ZODIAC SIGN ? “
“ she’s wearing city pants ! “
“ what are city pants ?! “
“ I am not used to this texture right now. “
“ do you know how weird snow is ?! ”
“ ah - love me some de peper. “
“ I’m guessing one of those things is chips. “
“ well that’s cos you’re a heathen who doesn’t make tea properly. “
“ I’m back and I very much feel diseased. “
“ how do I get out of my own body ? “
“ have a wiggle wiggle to moooove around ! “
“ because _____ is a Fuckin’ Big Bitch , Tall Ass Fuckin Mountain Woman/Man/Person. “
“ oh god, she’s unbeatable. “
“ please don’t tell me she’s going to do that. “
“ ______ was not as psycho as i thought she was gonna be. “
“ see - look at you, you’re a good person. you’re not a psycho. “
“ _______, baby — your machiavellianism. “
“ we’ll work on some more narcissism. “
“ I don’t know which bit you are holy moly-ing at - but yes, i agree. “