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@prince-amycus
oceaneyesrosier:
In the great list of parties Evan had been to and hosted, fundraising Gala’s were on the bottom of his list. He didn’t mind occasioanllly donating to things. It could prove beneficial to be in with the crowd and appear….decent. All the fancy dress and slow twinkling music made his skin crawl. The tie on his neck was too damn tight. He hadn’t wanted to wear it but he knew better than to come to a party full of sharks and look like their standards of a ruffian. He’d been there for a couple hours with Bella already and he was on his fourth glass of champagne, which he lovingly referred to as dragon piss. He had desperately wished they’d supply some whiskey at least, but alas, there had been none. When he spotted Amycus approaching with that all too familiar look of determination on his face, Evan smiled inwardly and stood poised, waiting.
He captured his hand as it touched his chest and dropped to down to his side, letting his fingers linger over Amycus’s knuckles for a moment. “As do you.” His eyes spoke for him, a warning that too much touching might throw all their laundry to the wind and there were far too many prying eyes. He pushed his hand into his pocket and glanced around. “Have you seen all of the vultures here this evening? I believe I spotted quite a few who do not belong among this crowd,” his voice was littered with disdain but he kept a serene facial expression despite it.
Amycus couldn’t resist the urge to pout as Evan stopped him from touching his chest. He wanted to touch. He knew what touching led to and that’s why he started. Evan was probably thinking in the right frame of mind though. As much as it was fun to run off and have fun in a closet sometimes they needed to make an appearance and seeing as they alone controlled a good portion of the money in the UK, it would be noted if they weren’t there. Even so... Just because Evan wasn’t going to have fun with him, didn’t mean that others wouldn’t. He caught sight of Rita near the bar, his eyes trailing over her before he smirked.
He turned his eyes back to the man, about to comment on her before listening to what Evan was saying “Yes of course you have. There’s always a few plebs that feel they’re welcome at these events. I just need someone to tell me how much money to throw out so that I can get out.” He looked to Rita again, “I believe tonight is the night Evan. Rita and I will go to bed and it will be grand. I think she’s finally starting to tire of pretending that I am not alluring or that I don’t leave her dripping wet with just a look. Her resolve is cracking and tonight is the night.”
theskeeterbeetle:
Accepting the kiss she moved so that she was beside him taking in the sights around them. “Ah, well, if you play your cards right I will continue refilling that drink. Heard anything worth publishing tonight?” She questioned him, standing beside him and sipping on her own drink. Her eyes scanned the rooms looking back at him. “You’ve been keeping your nose clean? These things are always chaotic. Merlin knows that you don’t need to get into any trouble.”
She linked her arm with his and began making her way around the party, aside from the fact that Amycus made an excellent piece of arm candy, she also needed to keep circulating to keep her ears and eyes open. Rita knew that he would understand that, if there was anyone who understood her profession it was him.
“Not yet, but I’m hoping that I find something good enough for you to buy my drinks for the rest of the night and potentially forever. I do love the idea of having my drinks paid for indefinitely.” He scanned the room again, something that he’d been doing since he had arrived. Rita was easy to get caught up in, but he didn’t want to get so caught up that he missed something important. She was a siren, trying to lead him away from what he wanted and into her trap, a good part of him wanted to be in her trap, but he wanted to be there.
“I’m always staying out of trouble Rita. I’m no use to you or anyone else if I’m in trouble.” He smirked as she took his arm, mindlessly following her around as she circulated. Rita was one of his favorite people and she continuously moved up on his list. There was something about her all knowing attitude that he thrived in. He wanted nothing more than to get closer and closer to her. “I do love when a man brings a pretty young girl instead of his wife.”
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theskeeterbeetle:
It wasn’t as if she was going to miss the opportunity to be apart of the festivities but even more she had long decided that she wasn’t going to miss a chance for the gossip that this event was going to bring out. Not to mention the Ministry always went for the expensive alcohol at these events and people tended to let their hair down. And who better to be there to help them relive their mistakes in print then her? The Prophet would write how successful the whole thing was, that everyone showed up and had a nice time, that they raised enough money to help make a dent in the injured coming in from the war. Rita would print the behind the scenes, the fun things.
As she grabbed a martini from the bar she sensed the other person before he made his presence known. Ordering another drink before turning around and handing it to one Amycus Carrow. “Whiskey, of course. But if you’re in the mood for something else I can be persuaded to buy the next round as well.”
@prince-amycus
After catching sight of her across the room it only taken Amycus a few seconds to decide he was going to approach her. Rita was a special type of person, perhaps the only one who valued secrets more than he did, and more importantly she hadn’t slept with him. It wasn’t for lack of trying on his part either, but for whatever reason Amycus hadn’t managed to get her into his bed, or himself into hers. After a quick chat with Evan, during which he’d deposited with the man everyone on his person (just in case this was the time that Rita was going to finally sleep with him.)
When she turned around he accepted the drink without question, bringing it to his lips and taking a sip. “I do love with someone buys me a drink. What other ways are you planning to spoil me this evening Miss Skeeter?” He asked, watching her for a moment before letting his eyes trail down her, “You’re looking especially lovely today My Darling.” He leaned forward, kissing her cheek before turning away to scan the room. “What’s on your mind tonight?”
Friends or more? Sentence Starters
aka “sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?” type of things
(send a name and a sentence)
“You’ve been pouting ever since I went out on that date, what’s up?”
“We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”
“Your lips are getting really close to mine.”
“I’m not jealous, but, like, come on, movie night is just for me and you only.”
“I dare you to kiss me.”
“No, go on the Ferris Wheel with me, not them.”
“You can share my jacket with me, since you’re shivering.”
“Why is your hand on my ass?”
“Cuddle with me.”
“I just kissed your forehead, chill.”
“Shit, how’d you make me blush like this?”
“Are you trying to turn me on?”
“Let’s hang out, but I’ll pay for everything, and we can go to this fancy restaurant– No, not a date.”
“Okay, I guess this is a date, actually.”
“Stop with the tongue thing, it’s strangely attractive.”
“I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when drunk.”
“I don’t want to be friends with benefits, but I do want something more, I just can’t figure out what.”
“When did you get so beautiful?”
“If you’re going to dress like that, I’m not going to let you out of my sight.”
“Their pick-up line wasn’t as good as any of mine, I’m just saying.”
“No, I don’t know how I got a boner, It just kind of happened! It’s because of how you were eating that ice cream, I bet!”
“I’m holding your hand because the movie is scary, alright? It’s a… Terrifying… Rom-com… ….. .”
“Why’d you let go of me?”
“I accidentally called you my girlfriend/boyfriend today.”
“I kissed you because we were drunk.”
“I kissed you because I didn’t know what else to do.”
“Could you not talk to him/her, please? I think they’re trying to date you.”
“I wish we could stay like this forever…”
“I had this dream where we were dating.”
“I had this dream where you kissed me, and I kind of want to try it now.”
“Why do you always call me when I’m on a date?”
“No, I can’t hang out, I’m on a date and you know that.”
“Okay, maybe I am a bit jealous.”
“Just remember, he/she’s not the one who taught you how to kiss.”
“It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase.”
“Maybe I want to kiss you because it’s cold and about to be cuddle season.”
“I say this a lot, but, look, they’re not good enough for you.”
“You’re always wrapping your arms around me in lines.”
“I was listening to that love song, and you came to mind. Weird, right?”
“You know this voucher only works for couples, right?”
“Are you implying that you want to kiss me?”
“Why are you looking at me like that?”
“You’re blushing so hard, all I did was say “I love you” in French.”
“I could get used to waking up next to you, actually.”
“Right… Well… I’m not sure how we ended up kissing like that…”
“I’m personally offended that you didn’t get me to be your fake date.”
“We would make a pretty good couple.”
“The date didn’t go well. Yeah, she/he didn’t like how I kept mentioning all of our adventures.”
“How come I always end up calling you when I can’t fall asleep?”
“Sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?”
❥ NON - SEXUAL ACTS OF DOMINANCE .
feel free to edit or elaborate as you please . ( add ‘ reverse ‘ to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to …
[ lit ] your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine .
[ order ] your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .
[ guide ] your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .
[ pay ] your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )
[ open ] your muse opening a door for mine .
[ dry ] your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc .
[ instruct ] your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do .
[ groom ] your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc .
[ direct ] your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .
[ disagree ] your muse sternly telling mine ‘ no ‘ .
[ rest ] your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .
[ clean ] your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc . feel free to specify what and how .
[ answer ] your muse answering a question meant for mine .
[ coat ] your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .
[ pilot ] your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them .
[ stare ] your muse staring mine down .
[ placement ] your muse telling mine to sit down .
[ teach ] your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .
[ patience ] your muse telling mine to be patient .
[ tears ] your muse wiping away mine’s tears .
[ swat ] your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .
[ jewelry ] your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings .
[ enough ] your muse commanding mine to stop talking .
[ retrieve ] your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .
[ invite ] your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .
[ lean ] your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together .
[ calm ] your muse telling mine to ‘ just breathe ‘ .
[ scold ] your muse scolding mine for something .
[ comfort ] your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .
[ approval ] your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .
[ beckon ] your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking .
[ laces ] your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .
[ stay ] your muse telling mine to stay in the car .
[ defend ] your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them .
[ feed ] your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .
[ volume ] your muse demanding mine speak louder .
[ read ] your muse reading something to mine .
[ refill ] your muse refilling mine’s glass for them .
[ possessive ] your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other .
Now You See Me {Sentence Starters}
“You want this to go away?”
“That’s very nice. I’m touched.“
“That smile on your face… is it real?”
“The more you look, the less you see.“
“Well, I didn’t say where I was touched.“
“And I thought you didn’t believe in magic.“
“I’m just trying to create the space for wisdom.“
“If it makes you feel any better, this wasn’t about you.“
“Just, don’t believe everything the guy says, that’s all.”
“You are literally begging to be arrested, you know that?”
“Really? Can you be any more of a condescending ass?“
“Want to know how they did it? Just say the magic word.“
“When I first met you, I thought you were kind of a… dick.”
“The closer you think you are, the less you’ll actually see.“
“Okay, now she’s gonna get upset, so let’s move over here.“
“Isn’t there a proud tradition in the FBI of men wearing dresses?“
“First rule of magic: always be the smartest person in the room.“
“It was just an observation. Second observation: you are beautiful.”
“Do me a favor. Visualize your most adventurous sexual experience.“
“What is magic? Focused deception. But deception meant to entertain.“
“Wow, thanks. Let me mull over that offer of cheap and meaningless sex…”
“That was too fast. I’ll do it again. Are you ready? Okay, now did you see one?“
“I can maintain my resolve much longer than you can maintain that phony arrogance.“
“I’ve seen everything that you’ve ever done. I mean, you’re, like… I idolize you, seriously!”
“If by ‘has-been’ you’re referring to me, I just wanna say I’m flattered… because I always considered myself a ‘never-was’.”
rp sentence starters using lines from r.h. sin’s work , whiskey words and a shovel II. part one / part two
“ your absence taught me how to live without you. ” “ we hide behind the human condition of making mistakes. ” “ you kill your future by mourning the past. ” “ stop leaving the door open for someone who no longer deserves a key. ” “ we know exactly what the other needs. ” “ yet this heaviness remained sitting within my chest. ” “ i realized the best revenge would be to become more of everything you failed to appreciate. ” “ i set out in search of love. ” “ what i often found was chaos and destruction. ” “ i set out in search of everything that i could’ve given myself. ” “ they were all lies. ” “ i can’t find the words to explain what i truly feel. ” “ silence is my only friend. ” “ you know it’s time to let go. ” “ you know you deserve more. ” “ your emotions betray you every time. ” “ it’s the constant battle between what you know and how you feel. ” “ for the first time in my life, i wanted to be completely transparent. ” “ even though you were a stranger, you felt so familiar. ” “ most of our interaction was in the midst of silence. ” “ you miss the person you thought ___ was. ” “ you’re in love with everything ___ used to be. ” “ that’s what keeps you up at night. ” “ life is too short to lose sleep over a living nightmare. ” “ you have to love yourself more. ” “ how many tomorrows will you spend waiting for someone who only deserves a place in your yesterdays? ” “ there was hatred in your actions. ” “ all i felt was pain. ” “ heartache is more common. ” “ i was unaware of my own value. ” “ you felt like hell. ” “ silence told a story where words often failed. ” “ we lose things to gain more. ” “ sometimes what we lose isn’t a loss. ” “ your heart will heal. ” “ what i wanted was the most honest parts of your soul. ” “ what i received was everything i tried my hardest to avoid. ” “ people wear masks too large to fit. ” “ the face you see isn’t really theirs. ” “ my mind knows what my heart continues to ignore. ” “ i’m tired but i can’t find sleep. ” “ i’ve seen what you’ve been hiding. ” “ there’s chaos deep within me. ” “ i don’t remember the time where a smile actually meant happiness. ” “ so many of our peers only smile to hide things. ” “ be careful who you make your memories with. ” “ i’m still learning about love and what it means. ” “ you were a nightmare wrapped in something beautiful. ” “ there’s this brief feeling of trust before the paranoia that seeps in. ” “ different person, same bullshit. ” “ you’ve been holding on to nothing. ” “ i don’t want to be this way. ” “ sometimes i just want to quit. ” “ i just need you to be there. ” “ i’m willing to help carry whatever it is. ” “ i’m willing to climb the wall you’ve built. ” “ i love you for who you are. ” “ you weren’t brave enough to love me. ” “ i forgive you for falling short of my expectations. ” “ these scars remind me that i survived everything meant to destroy me. ” “ sleep is no longer a means of rest. ” “ we’re all the same. ” “ we’re all seeking relief. ” “ sometimes it hurts to be strong. ” “ you’ll wake up and regret it. ” “ i’m sorry and i love you. ”
Amycus hated a lot of things as a child, in particular, he hated when his parents forced him into a suit and dragged him along to a party he had no interest or business being at. He grew out of a lot of his hatred and gained oodles more as time when on, but his hatred for parties had changed. He no longer saw them as time wasted that could be spent doing something else, he now saw them as an opportunity to watch the people that he felt needed to be watched. He’d also grown to have an appreciation for suits, he only liked to wear the best of the best and a party like this allowed him to show that off, straight down to the velvet shoes. While the shoes hadn’t been his first choice, he wasn’t going to forfeit on a bet, especially not with Rita. Another perk to these parties was Evan. He saw Evan often and was often overjoyed when he was wearing nothing, there was something special when he was also in a three piece suit though. He struggled to keep his hands to himself as he approached him, in the end failing to do so as he ran a hand over the front of Evan’s jacket. “You look nice.”
@oceaneyesrosier
ah yes, the solar eclipse, that glorious event every few years when apollo does something so incredibly stupid that artemis has to yell at him in broad daylight in front of half of the world
when u yell at your brother so hard that it makes the world go dark for several minutes