|Bro Stop Letting The Darkness Consume You|

You’re scaring the hoes

[rainydaymay]

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

[creepymutelilbugger]

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[mxtomituck]

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[leonbutchkennedy]

[ushimimihandjobs-deactivated202]

my only crimes were loving too much and confusing love with violence and so also extreme violence too i guess also i stole a few things too

[treasuredplanet]

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

[albertnatural]

who wants to come to my bedroom and watch me smoke weed and bang my head against the wall

[probuccalfat]

a lot of ADHD behaviours and barriers feel like sims logic playing out in real time like i did my laundry but i had to pee and sleep so i stopped and i haven’t folded it yet except i can’t fold it yet because i need to eat but i can’t eat because the laundry basket is in front of the fridge. someone keeps queuing actions but they’re getting cancelled

[powerfulwizard]

[hunter-rodrigez]

Source, Jan 15th 2026

common bandcamp win

[wizard0rb]

steps out of the shower completely dry after parrying every drop of water with my bathroom greatsword

[log6]

had a dream that I had a pair of headphones whose "low battery" sound was a weak and hacking dry cough

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[creez-un-compte]

Your monkeys ?

[thereisalesbianintheforest]

those aren’t mine.

[yellow-cat]

hey asshole. i can feel you skipping through my dialogue. did you even consider how that might make me feel

[m-carrick]

being a hater is so fun until you see someone who is a hater 80% of the time and then you're like christ i hope i dont sound like that person and you stay on your best behaviour for 3 days

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[ewaneneollav]

what if after job interview you catch a glimpse of the person’s notepad & see they wrote “things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl”