ᶜˡᶦᶜᵏ ᶠᵒʳ ᶦᵈᶦᵒᶜʸ

30's Cis Male, Professional idiot with a heart of gold. I'm always happy to chat and listen. This is my only blog, you either get all of me or none of me.

[theatsthetic]

female-presenting vitruvian

[theatsthetic]

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[princediablo]

Ever crave someone to the point of obsession? To where you want to share in their good days as well as the bad? You go to make a joke and turn your head to see them laugh, they're not there yet but they will be? You already know exactly how they'll sit, how they'll laugh, how the corners of their mouth will turn up into the most beautiful smile you've ever seen, but it hasn't happened....,yet you know it will. They linger like a presence beside you, inhabiting every thought and every dream. Constantly reaching your hand out at every turn to grasp theirs, but it's only a matter of time until you stop finding air and discover how their fingers interlock with yours.

Everything just feels..... right.

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[antlershade]

well, i know about lump fish

[cyber-seagull404]

Good to see we’re all on the same page

[disgustinggf]

Are you looking for something casual?

does it fucking look like im capable of being casual about anything at all

[princediablo]

As a present for not being dead yet, my younger brother just bought me a manual Mini Cooper as a christmas present. I'm a little bit excited to say the least.

[princediablo]

Who doesn't love starting their day with a....

[tamamita]

this is so funny, average yankee behaviour

[tamamita]

Some rich guy in a power suit carrying the cross with support wheels is a perfect metaphor for the entire cult that is the evangelical church

[yesornopolls]

Have you ever put more than a hundred hours of playtime into a single video game?

Have you ever put more than a hundred hours of playtime into a single video game?

Yes

No

Voting ended onSep 25, 2025

[rikreverb]

this is too easy. multiply that number by 10.

Have you ever put more than a thousand hours of playtime into a single video game

Yes

No

Voting ended onSep 26, 2025

[princediablo]

If I can do this with just Cookie Clicker, imagine what I have done with others. And this is only the steam version, I'm not counting the browser. Fear me.

[ggarbagee]

study

[lobotomyscars]

sorry can you repeat that. i was busy trying to make eye contact and act normal and didn't hear you

[tobebrutaltobekind]

Men who absolutely live for eating pussy, who want it running down their fucking chin, give me continued faith in humanity.

[macabrevampire]

i'm like if someone who was incredibly clingy and obsessive was also incredibly avoidant and elusive

[soulaanadelrey]

This is not a porn blog. I'm just gross sometimes.

[coolmaycroft]

[fladurblegon]

Shoutout to tits. I think they are pretty neat.

[androdragynous]

i love sharing free thing news so long gizzard and the lizard wizard has their discography now on bandcamp for free / PWYW! direct link

(entering 0 as the price allows you to direct download the album, while adding $1 AUD or more adds it to your bandcamp library and streaming!)