ᶜˡᶦᶜᵏ ᶠᵒʳ ᶦᵈᶦᵒᶜʸ

30's Cis Male, Professional idiot with a heart of gold. I'm always happy to chat and listen. This is my only blog, you either get all of me or none of me.

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

[omgsen]

I hope I’m somebody’s favorite profile to stalk.

[beardedmrbean]

[thempress222]

fantasizing about you fantasizing about me

[maja-paja]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[haaarpb]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[cutiepiesub]

I like clingy. I like attention. I like affection. I like double texts. I like random calls. I like paragraphs.

[badtundra]

sorry for texting back instantly, my phone is in my hand, i'm mature and i like you

[imaveryevilgirl]

cranking my hog in a ranked competitive server

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[mehblahblah]

You are never too talkative for someone who likes to hear you, you are never too annoying for someone who find your little actions cute, you are never too depressed for someone who knows what you went through, You are never too late for someone who awaits to see you all day, you are never too far for someone who loves you...

[sofiiscapitall]

"sent a photo" OH MY FUVKING GODDDDDD

[whohimis33]

The best notification you can get hands down

[achillesinhighheels]

my sexual fantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

[spicyhoneybear-deactivated20230]

*sexting* I love talking to you

[drowsy-corpsegirl]

Hey!!! Thats my mutual ive developed an unhealthy parasocial relationship with. Get your own!!