Doomed to a life of mediocrity

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[skullingwaydraws]

Remember you are one

[skullingwaydraws]

#o sessed with this movie#AND THIS PRINT OP PLZ TELL ME I CAN BUY IT SOMEWHERE

yep! it's on inprnt now

[moldypumpkins]

Fit check!! Which ones are your faves?

[yazhus]

Bleh

[ewyk]

Metal time!!

[zegalba]

animals in medieval armor

[moldypumpkins]

Toki my beloved…I just wanted to see him with a wolfcut lol

[epsee]

ANIMETAL

[envaituri-deactivated20160111]

The sunset illuminated my dog into the laptop screen

[moldypumpkins]

Damn right, I'm a maniac

You better watch your back 'cause I'm fucking up your program

And if you're stuck up, you just lucked up

Next in line to get fucked up

Your best bet is to stay away, motherfucker

It's just one of those days

[idontthinkitwillhurtifyousmile]

[idontthinkitwillhurtifyousmile]

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

[trollprincess]

“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

why don't you take a long suck off a short cock bud

[deamortis66]

why does every farming/life sim game have a different fishing mechanic and no tutorial for it. you pull out your fishing pole and click on the water and the next thing you know hieroglyphics are flying around everywhere, there's a timer in the bottom right counting down from 47.4, and the whole screen is shaking violently and flashing red every time you move your mouse

[ducissatenebrarum]

"Soyjack" Torture Mask

200 year old torture tool made of bronze from Germany.

[determinate-negation]

not what its called!

[decamarks]

I am on the worst websites imaginable trying to acquire images that suck

[decamarks]

I always Music.

[liquidstar]

🦍💨

[liquidstar]

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