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I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

prokopetz

(Ideally these stories should be presented in the form of poorly curated anthologies with the most generic titles imaginable, thereby rendering their contents impossible to identify or find later in life and leaving the affected individual wondering whether they dreamed the whole thing.)

wulfhalls

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

cumaeansibyl

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

aromanticduck

thememedaddy

utopians

I'm sorry guys I know no one is going to want to hear this but I just got resuscitated after being dead for 5 minutes and it turns out hazbin hotel is true

d94hxc

Why do people treat near death visions and hallucinations as anything other than identical to dreaming?

I know some people take even dreams seriously, but it concerns me when I think about how people believe near-death or short-death experiences are somehow different or more true??

utopians

honestly an incredibly disrespectful and tasteless comment to make on my post about my very real experience of dying and going to hazbin hotel

emil

the butterfly doesnt even have to be saved next question

hyvee

This is so funny. I’d kill all billionaires if it meant losing something precious to me

so-many-ocs

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

cryptotheism

wuh oh guys! Set thrusters to bedtime because I just got a signal from planet Sleepy: they are going to kill us with lasers

tentenismygirlfriend

vote guy

other people: i need to cut my fingernails for Sexy Times ;)

me, asexual: i need to cut my nails because i cannot do my fucking legos

#they're usually not a problem #i can either pick things up with the last joint on my fingers #or actually use my nails #instead of using my fingertips #but a lot of the legos are too small to pick up and handle with the finger joints #and they're too slippery to apply the pressure needed if i use my nails #asexual #1

shittalkingclassicliterature

intactics

mornington-the-crescent

sharkodactyl

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

best-bird-tournament

I get a lot of asks complaining about people blindly choosing the most colorful bird. My inbox is like if birds had the internet and the less colorful males started an incel message board.

thehummingbirdsmatter

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was