Lover not loser

Hello. My 'friends' made me get one of these. Bill: @princedenbrugh

[cannibalistic-garden-gnome]

Important:

Eddie Kaspbrak wears Gucci.

Thank you, that is all.

[juulinthenorth]

change my mind

[noxatn-deactivated20221102]

[kerua-karua]

A quiet evening with the bois <3 

[canisclown]

This was an assignment for class so that’s why I had to put the *poor quality* movie logo there

[lesbian-karolina]

richie/eddie + blood

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[valtsv]

given that it's possible to defeat him by just relentlessly bullying the shit out of him until he's too small to be a threat, there's absolutely no way pennywise would survive in this day and age. the existence of fast, accessible internet and social media would end that clown's entire career.

[valtsv]

pennywise tries to attack a group of gen z kids but they all just film him on their phones and post the goofiest moments as a "pennywise cringe comp" on tiktok and it gets millions of views and comments within hours of publishing. the evil is defeated.

[valtsv]

someone writes a callout and uploads it to youtube and #PennywiseIsCancelled and #PennywiseIsOverParty immediately start trending on twitter

[valtsv]

pennywise: *logs in*

every gen z kid and millennial online: oh shit u guys penny wide is online!!! GET HIS ASS!!!

pennywise:

[pennywise-is-hot]

2016

pennywise: pssst hey kid come over here

child: holy fuck is that a sewer clown??

pennywise: do you want a balloon?

child: hold up a sec *starts live streaming with phone* yo whadup it’s your boi, check out this clown i found

pennywise: nOOOO

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

if penny wide was in the sewer i would simply not go down there

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

rip to georgie but i’m different

[no-baths-for-stan]

[callthenerds-deactivated2021030]

Bill, when Pennywise turns into Georgie for the hundredth time:

[wolfhard-tozier]

I love how the IT fandom is slowly awakening again, welcome back thots

[arielmh]

Bill Skarsgård and Bill Hader on set for IT Chapter 2

[was-this-a-mistake]

Bev: If you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color, they are 100% a cop.

Bill: But you have to specify... Frost Glacier Freeze or Cool Blue, you can’t just say “blue” because there’s more than one blue...

Richie: Blue and Light Blue. Nice try, officer.

[virtualcry]

IT (2017)

[salsa-dip]

i staryed laughing so hard i was gagging

[thelazyeye]

Richie, navigating from the passenger seat: you’re gonna yeet off the next exit

Stan: I'm going to what