Glitter Prince

27. Ohio. Nonbinary trans man. Punk. Angry queer. Weird pretty boy drag king. I make terrible art and am generally confused and/or terrified about everything. He/him https://linktr.ee/princeriotstudios

[kymeira]

[jinjeriffic]

Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance

[elkian]

*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign(s)

[tiifu-ndovu]

[itsdappleagain]

jesus no

[princeriot]

Art journal page from a birthday week trip to the zoo with my partner and a friend. Crapped out a bit on the lion bc I was tired but I got some good pictures of her and will do a better drawing of her someday

[dragongirlbunny]

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

[somethingsomethingwizard]

willy wonka creation

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[nightguardmod]

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

[theowlburrow]

Video games 🎮

[mastomysowner]

@dobumi_sub

[innerchildabortionclinic]

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Customer: Forgot to put my orange juice on the conveyer belt.

PENDING RESPONSE: That particular brand is currently being sued for sanitation issues in its factory the next town over

IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION⚠️: A grocery store cashier is supposed to successfully sell items to "customer"

[petshopbutch]

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

[clanslist]

Vicky Holmes will be a guest on Hank Green's podcast! No release date yet, but more news to come.

[lesbianhollander]

i blacked out so long reading wolfsong that i forgot to post about the scene of all time:

[lesbianhollander]

IM CRYING

[was-mossy-fae]

for my green creek moots

[princeriot]

Miis from the cerulean sea

[princeriot]

Silly squirrelflight mii

[danielwaldorf]

it's so scary how many people seem normal but have a boyfriend/husband in the military... guys watch out they walk among us.

[danielwaldorf]

gay man at my work whose mexican father was deported. HAS HUSBAND IN THE US MILITARY. what the fuck is going awnnnn

[danielwaldorf]

i kid but fr it's So fucking scary to like exist in normal spaces and hear how people talk ab the us military. ig i got used to being in academia where we're all like on the same page re: american imperialism but out here in the real world people literally talk about enlisting in the army like it's working at quiznos or some shit. actually no they talk about it like it's a fucking vacation they're all excited about benefits and traveling and there's literally Zero political or moral discussion ever attached to it. like i just have to stand there and nod along while my coworker tells me that their boyfriend kills people for a living. and i can't say anything about that i just have to act like that's chill and normal. to kill people for money. cool.