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@princesayschronicles
I can't even.
Fifty Shades of Grey
narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
….dying laughing
i will never be able to read this book now
I don’t even know what to say. Please, everyone who stumbles by my page, stop what you are doing and watch this. Watch this now. Amazing.
Dead.
I am DEAD.
notnumbersix, vaginaandmagirl, wordgirl179, missharpersworld you are welcome.
Oh. Oh wow. Just… Wow.
It's christmas in my house, you guys!
Our little girl is second from the right
Our Dam just had the most perfect litter of puppies!!!
Daddy's at work and he wants me to go to bed now! Humpf.
Being a sub is hard.
He does.
Best. Advertisement. Ever.
Exactly.
Oh, boy. Looks like someone needs a little lesson on manners (and consent). Feel free to send our lil’ buddy a message!
He’s got some learnin’ to do.
"You know the type, loud as a motorbike, but wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight."
Nothing like being subtle…
I can't believe this stupid shit for brains has followers. Yeah, let's go ahead and worship a man that perpetuates rape and abuse toward women because hey that's something to celebrate. I'd like to get this twit in my office...a little hypnotherapy and I'd get him to bark like a dog and pee in the bushes every time a woman spoke to him. Asshat.
If you don't issue the same level of sound that a lighthouse does while guiding ships into port when blowing your nose then I will never understand you and we can't be friends.
At the library…
Little known fact: 90% of librarians are just overgrown children.
this is art
I should have been a librarian. I don’t know why I never thought of this.
Daddy kissed me hard this morning and whispered in my ear,”Don’t you worry…we’re going to be together today.”
I twitched all day whenever I thought about it.
He made certain that I didn’t forget his promise.
He walked by me and smacked me on my ass while I was in the kitchen getting water at noon.
He played with my hair and tugged it gently throughout the day.
I could barely sit still through dinner and he knew. He kept smiling at me and it made me blush and fidget.
When we got home he asked me what I wanted to do. He suggested an episode of Game of Thrones and as anxious as I was to watch another episode with him I thought my insides would burst.
He watched me squirm with indecision and then he chuckled and kissed me. He whispered that he loved me as his mouth made its way down my neck.
And then he looked at me and finally said: "Go to the bedroom."