The Adventures of Space Waifu

Something something things in space.

[princess-spacebitch]

In light of recent events

[soupmoss]

in elden ring i enjoy sneaking up to huge armored shield-wielding guys and then shooting magic beams at their backs and going “hooohoohoohoohoo!” while running away from them. sometimes i die though.

[soupmoss]

this is the worst burn i’ve ever gotten

[e-bert-deactivated20230704-deac]

that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.

[e-bert-deactivated20230704-deac]

ngl, i’m lucky i got a pic cause otherwise even i would think i’m lying.

[joglhupf-deactivated20220708]

John.

[e-bert-deactivated20230704-deac]

what’s up?

[gandalfsbignaturals]

this reads like a post i would see in 2014. i feel transported

[e-102]

​checking the date on the post and seeing 2022

[midnight-sloth]

OP????

[e-bert-deactivated20230704-deac]

yup! i’m divorced and vriska is my ex wife. johnvris confirmed.

btw she streams on twitch actually?

the least i can do is plug her channel after the emotional damages waking up to this caused, so go watch the saved broadcast where she talks about that here.

AntaresVriska is the channel btw.

[e-102]

[pukicho]

It’s a beautiful day to overanalyze every single thing I’ve ever done

[frogmoss1]

[redbuddi]

brendan blaber describes flavors

[exitwound]

interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?

me: mhm so that’s called a lacuna. it refers to when manuscripts have missing parts, lost to time. for example, the epic of gilgamesh has

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[ryo-maybe]

This is one of the most emotionally compromising VNs I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading

[beguilingcorpse]

[super-metroid]

getting real obese rat vibes from this breast

[jessebloom]

obsessed with this.

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

?

[browningtons]

My apartments render of the floor plan doesnt have a door added for the closet

[xstage]

hey guess what game I'm 87 runs deep in

[tan-kyu]

“Ocelot gun spinning in real life(Comparison)”

[kamikazegarage]

Why wouldnt you just shoot him

[3plymike]

You dont understand

[ar0kal]

[xiranjayzhao]

THE TRUE MEANING OF ADULTHOOD

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

“Resources for writing realistic injuries” no. I want to beat my characters to shit and I don’t care where the blood they’re coughing up is coming from. Like in anime.

[reallycoolsoup]

All the punches give the character tuberculosis

[ragingdyke-deactivated20220310]

love this fucking clipping from one of the tf2 update pages