Why Hello There Gorgeous

A blog all about anime, art, funny gifs, and the ocassional social justice reblog. I do reblog nsfw stuff and in the future I may post nsfw fanart, but I will be tagging it as nsfw. I basically do as I please here so expect the unexpected and have fun....

[alt-teacup-deactivated20190519]

This is your random reminder to DRINK WATER!

[the-perks-of-eating-pussy]

people who are super cute and dorky but also secretly kinky as fuck are very important

[crrocs]

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

[randomrazl-deactivated20190731]

[kisu-no-hi]

Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created

[cleothegoldfish]

Did you mean: parents

[nick-avallone]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

[commander-ledi]

hey, look what i found

[sizvideos]

[faith-undisclosed]

Can we please put all of them on a runway? I just got my life

[brownskinnedauntviv-deactivated]

GO AWFFFFF

[amey-winehouse]

Omg yes

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Me:

[pthumerian]

“weeping erection” is up there on the list of worst things i’ve read in a fanfiction

why does the boner weep

[official-mugi]

Ask not why the boner weeps

It weeps for thee

[steampunktendencies]

Awesome Dragon Railing by Giuseppe Celeprin

[boredpanda]

Naked Guinea Pig Poses With His Favorite Food

[alterac]

is that a nug

[trixalla]

That’s a nug

[princessvicky01]

I’m a Zoologist and I am telling you - that is definitely a Nug

[algebratwo]

“There’s no i in team”

[postllimit]

what kinda reach

[saitamas-hoodie]

their blog name is literally algebratwo

[thatwetshirt]

[story-kat]

Art by  冰渣

Posted with Permission

[unproduciblesmackdown]

[draco-rex]

Accurate.

[cloudruler-old]

someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression:

[space-cadet-123-deactivated2020]

I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories

[lobster-senpai-deactivated20150]

“Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit, so Natalia Kills would dissaprove. “Natalia Kills” has three A’s in it. a triangle has three sides. This post is illuminati confirmed.

[space-cadet-123-deactivated2020]

I’m so happy tbh

[vicevirtue]

You just proved it again. “I’m so happy tbh” has 12 letters in it. It also has 4 words. Guess what 12 divided by 4 is? That’s right- it’s 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Checkmate. Illuminati confirmed yet again. This is too easy.

[mishasminions]

The previous comments are from 3 people. And now after this post, the illuminati will be confirmed 3 times. I am also wearing 3 layers of clothing. Illuminati triple confirmed.