would smooch a ghost.

Chiemi. 28. Human mess.

[aamakuruu]

Goat Awareness

[matchagoth]

HAHAHAHAHA

[slfcare]

things that are not selfish:

prioritizing your mental health

saying no

calling in sick to work or school (even if you’re not physically sick)

limiting contact with someone when their issues are affecting your happiness negatively

cutting off toxic people

declining help

setting boundaries for yourself

not immediately responding to texts/calls/emails

ending a friendship or relationship even though the other person “hasn’t done anything wrong”

not donating any money

complimenting and being proud of yourself

treating yourself

[lesbianshepard]

funniest statements from the magnus archives in no particular order: 

spiders, but they hate you personally

that one guy who was paid to keep a clearly fucked up coffin in his living room and just decided to fucking ignore the weird shit. (king)

band that is so bad at music that you die

a pile of worms stole my phone and texted my coworkers

man who admits he killed another man because he had a spooky vampire name

guy who felt the need to just dunk on this one guy for 10 minutes because he was a shitty drug mule. he also got his bones stolen. this is only mentioned at the very end.

twink with knife hands (cool)

Two random men walked in and stole my shipping company

fucked up monsters taking an anatomy class but are very polite and on time so its cool and sort of endearing. 

jon talking about how he has childhood trauma about an evil spider monster. only funny because i’m binge listening to this podcast and last week listened to him make fun of how stupid the idea of an evil spider monster is

bone stealing man shows up again and opens a gym to help people get fucking shredded. 

the plumber who shows up to the middle of a creepy monster circus in the middle of the night, looks at the pipes overflowing with blood, goes “there’s your problem” and just fucking pulls out a mass of flesh and then…leaves.

they literally just let him leave 

monsters have to invite him back to try and kill him again because he was so unfazed the first time

[westernskynaida]

- That guy who got trapped in the spiral for 6 hours only to straight up leave because he was gonna be late to dinner

- Woman feeds hole because she’s too awkward to tell person “I don’t wanna”

- Giant pig makes man scared of pigs. Hey do you want bacon?

[ur-stepdad]

- guy who’s new in town asks about the giant hole in the middle of the street, an old man tells him not to worry about it and spits mud at him and the guy is like “he’s right it’s none of my business”

- guy whose statement begins with “ive probably eaten human flesh but that’s not what i’m here about”

- guy who loves sleeping in graves so much that he becomes evil

[comrade-rat]

Ok this has convinced me to finally take the plunge and start listening.

[lesbianshepard]

[eliminated]

[noodle555]

[punkrockgrantaire]

What they say: TMA

What they mean: The Magnus Archives

My shit goblin brain, every time: too much......... anformation

[punkrockgrantaire]

tull metal alchemist

[gaycism]

[darkgreyclouds]

New Generations

[kiriyuus]

please read the best twitter story i’ve seen all week

[argumate]

dammit I’m compelled to reblog a Twitter thread.

[dovewithscales]

This deserves another reblog. At 5 am while I can’t sleep.

[maxknightley]

blathers: ...now aside from their eating habits, something else noteworthy about the common mantis is that its eyes appear to have pupils, like yours or mine. this is nothing but a trick! a deception! these 'pseudopupils' are merely clusters within a compound structure typical of...

me, completely zoned out after a week and a half of isolation: he's so fluffy. he wasn't this fluffy in the old ones. does he know how fluffy he is

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Lmao @ all the people saying “there can’t be 14 days of paid sick leave in the US because small businesses will suffer and the economy will fail!” you are aware there are countries that normally have paid sick leave that are doing fine right ? Like how much fucking Reaganite brainwashing does one need to think basic care for workers will crash the economy. Death to America

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

The world if Reagan’s assassination was successful

[lordachoo]

If the civilization we've built is so fragile and cruel that basic kindness and understanding would destroy it, then it deserves to fall.

[gaming-gremlin]

😨

Source:

https://twitter.com/Teeben_Art

[gaycism]

[cursedauxiliary]

[babyanimalgifs]

I love this video

[gaycism]

how does this already exist

[princesschiemi]

My character is cute as heck.