we can dance if we want to

infp who also happens to be a slytherin in a newly 17 yo body that spends too much time on this blue hell. hmu (dude. i am now 21, my bone is rotting, im still here)

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[beriliaa]

[a-book-of-creatures]

You can only reblog this today! Next time Thursday 20 will follow Wednesday 19 will be in 2439!

[garbage-empress]

oh fuck i might not live till 2439

[sevenai]

“i go to therapy,” i say as i open my otome games.

[apollosunn-moved-deactivated202]

song i associate with The Character comes on and i make the most unwell expression known to man

[problemnyatic]

"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

[beeezah]

OP i hope its okay to reblog with your additions bc they are good

[problemnyatic]

not only is it okay, I think i'd like that very much, thank you.

[bumblequinn]

joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

[bumblequinn]

i will have u all know i breathe nothing but the Finest Quality Airs. and they are loaded chock full with Nutrience

[bumblequinn]

you wish my air is poison junior? you want me to imagine dragon breathing in the chemical? giuseppe, smite this fool

[annunakitty]

I live with her and I regret to inform everyone that she is just like this, no gas leak or drugs required

[bumblequinn]

WOW

[princessespirateshipsevendwarfs]

currently in the middle of trying to win the idgaf war, lets hope i come out victorious

[choodraws]

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[coiled-dragon]

Im just feeling a certain way rn

[thepersonalquotes]

little miss automatically goes silent when something hurts her feelings

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

im sorry but none of us get to look away from currently ongoing genocide if we are to claim we give a shit about the sanctity of human life. the only people that will benefit from that ignorance are the perpetrators of the genocide that is, again, currently happening. no its not a complex topic. yes it is a heavy one. but knowing even the basics about this situation will go a long way in not helping spread propaganda and inevitable genocide denial bullshit rhetoric the groundworks already been laid for. theres a lot that we owe to those two million palestinian civillians trapped in the gaza strip, their deaths practically signed off by every government that declared solidarity with israel's ceaselessly ongoing ethnic cleansing efforts. and simply knowing general facts on what is going on is the bare minimum all of us should readily give them.

[dreamyhopes]

You've heard of "pretending to be bi for a joke" Misha. Now get ready for genocide denialist Misha!!!

[valtsv]

i think that killing a dragon should have catastrophic nuclear-fallout level environmental consequences tbh. their blood should scorch and wither the earth with fire and poison, the toxic fumes released as they decay should choke the land and all nearby living creatures, and the entire landscape where they fell should be transformed into a blighted wasteland where bleached leviathan bones loom upwards out of the ground as a warning that can be seen from miles away, the boundary markers of an exclusion zone.

[valtsv]

i also think that it would be wonderfully ironic if those who sought the fame and glory of the title of 'dragonslayer' only ended up with the bitter, enduring reminder of the devastation they're responsible for. this is not a place of honor. no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.

[stuckinapril]

you approach life in a practical way, i approach life in a whimsical and joyous way that holds undertones of dread and fear. we are not the same

[willgrahamscock]

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

[willgrahamscock]

me cross eyed and seeing double:

[werebutch]

Deadbeat fathers don’t deserve roadkill deer

[bisquid]

I am desperately trying to figure out the sequence of events that led to this being enshrined in Illinois law

[greelin]

sometimes angels are real. And they are in the form of the people letting you merge from the ramp onto the highway

[greelin]

when they slow down and do that little hand gesture.. i feel like a wounded animal being rescued from a barbed wire fence. my life is in your hands and you have shown me such kindness. we’re soul bonded now ms. kia sorento