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22. I like to think that everyone can have their happy ending.

[bestviralposts]

babies!!!

art by: watercatlor - pls do not remove credit

[supersexybisexual]

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

[big-ass-magnet]

High INT low WIS

[pxlybius-deactivated20200817]

oh to be a funky ghost eternally partying in a graveyard in the haunted mansion

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[zesbian]

must a movie be good? is it not enough to see Jake Gyllenhaal, unhinged?

[youngalientype]

And maybe even his bootyass?

[zesbian]

and maybe even his bootyass

[hydro-homies]

Can confirm this

[meckamecha]

Modern laundry sauce doesn’t cause color leaching like old laundry sauce did

[starlightandtears]

…..call it something else

[theponyarchive]

clothes marinade

[husband]

Theres a twitter post about this girl finding that gamer girl bath water in her boyfriend's mail and breaking up with him and everyone in the replies like wow she's such a pyscho he really dodged a bullet and AJZHSJHDIWJD what the hell a man need some e girls bath water for i hate gamers so much bitch SHE dodged a bullet

[thats-slightly-raven]

i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that

[justareallyboredfangirl]

i don’t wear glasses but this post put things in perspective more than anything else ever has

[ven0moth]

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

[catscharm]

That isn’t how it works little one.

[teddy236-deactivated20230307]

He’s only a baby, he’ll learn 💓

[happifying-things]

[drtanner]

BABY OH NO

[woke-butt-deactivated20181011]

[pokephotographr]

I laughed at this too much

[akiterragoombah]

It’s almost 1am and I am awake and ugly, snorting laughing at this.

[plasticblisss]

anyone wanna buy me $400 worth of clothing for nothing in return 

[hustlerose]

pants cat

[lord-kitschener]

Finally, a cat with some decency

[serenasaystoday]

me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before

[catsbeaversandducks]

[youraffectionatedad]

Not even the Cone of Shame can stop this bloodthirsty man-eating predator!!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“dilves” immediately made me thing “dilf elves”

i dont think dilf elves can exist i dont think its possible… but im open to being proved wrong

[hylianhighlands]

Santa

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is a lot to unpack at once, conveniently compressed into a single word response