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New account name

Tumblr fucked me over so I had to make a new account because I can no longer use this one.

New name is Wanderlustphantom

everyone has that one person on facebook who got pregnant, had a kid and now believe they have wisdom beyond their years and does vegan yoga

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the person in question i know named their child novali galileo starshine and apparently has a business of making jewelry out of resin cast breastmilk..

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I’m confident everyone can relate to the original post but I don’t think anybody could have expected that twist

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When a plot twist is so cleverly done that you just close your book and stare at the wall for a while.

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Or flip desperately back through the book trying to figure out how you missed the signs

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me to myself: write.

my brain: here are 10 ideas

me: cool! Write the story ?

brain: no write just idea!!!

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2017

“The Summoning“ ♥ Photoshop

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If I were to summon a minotaur naked it wouldnt be just for a hug tho

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PREACH IT

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Summo Asmodeus and get the dicc

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<3

stability

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DRIVE TRANSFORMATION

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WHEN YOUR DEVELOPERS FINALLY DECIDE ON THE GRAPHICS AND YOU’RE FUCKING READY

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Source

“Broflake. Can you use it in a sentence?”

“My last post about the Wonder Woman screening brought an instant avalanche of broflakes into my comments.”

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On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2

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i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell

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fuck this is b a d

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This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets

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The what?

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Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.

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this is the worst shit ive ever read

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It’s 4:41 in the morning and “vanish me poopum” almost fucking killed me.

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can’t they just not be retarded and use the vanishing spell while it’s still in their ass, instead of shitting all over their pants and chair first?

Also I’m pretty sure I remember someone in the book saying the food they cast on their table still has to be made, it’s made in the kitchen by people or elve slaves or some shit and just teleported on the tables, it doesn’t magically exist out of nowhere and the empty plates don’t magically vanish into the void they just go back to the kitchen. So where does all this poop go? Is there a muggle city somewhere where it just rains poop all day and people got used to it? Do they just wand-fling it over the nearest wall?