Princess Vanilla Parfait I

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[princessparfaiti]

BY THE WAY I WRITE FURRY PORN!!!!!!!

SO BE AWARE OF THAT BEFORE YOU GO SNOOPING AROUND MY VARIOUS OTHER SOCIALS!!! THERE'S FURRY PORN ON THEM!!!!!!!! NOT HERE THOUGH TUMBLR DOESN'T LIKE IT HERE!!!!

[cheddar-baby]

my baby huey doesn't like you

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

[tofu93draws]

Flat Color for Electronic_Sergal! Thank you so much!

This art piece was finished and shared with the commissioner a month ago; I am just uploading a backlog of things!

[apricops]

Stranger Things season 1: beneath the superficial image of “peace and prosperity” in 1980s small-town America, there was the painful legacy of countless atrocities committed by the American government in the name of ‘freedom.’

Stranger Things season 4: evil Russians (not Soviets) have sent our All-American Hero to the gulags which apparently still exist in the 1980s and it’s up to us to save him 🇺🇸🦅🫡

[apricops]

There’s probably a term that already exists for this but if there isn’t I’m gonna call it ‘Rambofication’ in honor of its probably most well known instance: Rambo First Blood was about a soldier, John Rambo (that’s his actual name I’m not doing a bit), returning home from the Vietnam war, so traumatized by war that he brought the war home with him to a small town, unable to adapt to life without strict military discipline and hierarchy. Subsequent Rambo movies were about how John Rambo was the only supersoldier tough enough and patriotic enough to kill faceless hordes of dastardly foreign commies.

Ergo, ‘Rambofication’ is the process of a series starting with a relatively nuanced or subversive narrative before its sequels become a shallow embrace of the very narrative it originally subverted. It happens surprisingly often!

[averyshadydolphin-deactivated20]

Here’s that snake for all you snake lovers out there.

I made her a fruit eater so there can’t be any vore. ( >:3)

[countofbleck]

@shikkathinkingssss

[shikaro]

THIS IS SO CUTE THO

[kidneybones]

I got sentimental thinking what if an 80's style Vanilla first met everyone before Cream was born. And the gang keeping an eye on her but theyre just chubby little kids too, and a spikier Vector.

a prev drawing

[elmelowen]

they would be best friends i fear

[d0ggyd0g]

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[weeping-willow-weeps]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[micchiyt]

[lunnefisk]

BRING ME THE COURT MAGE

[evilwizard]

this shit again my liege?

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[miidsch]

The mushroom princess is out for a stroll 👑🍄

[sophie531896273240810891]

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

[sophie531896273240810891]

i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

[sophie531896273240810891]

bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

[lew-basnight]

I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[homunculus-argument]

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

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