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batmanshole

crisp glass of water moodboard

hhonchkrow234

breakbeatbun

what doesn't kill you makes you owwwww :( owwieee

hylianane

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

maseratus

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

mousidy

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

mousidy

bisthefairy

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

maightymai

cipheramnesia

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

sturgeon-system

swishersposts

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

zsnes

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

targuzzler-deactivated20180224

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

latenightgasstationwalk

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

ladycreep-deactivated20201127

talkshows-deactivated20150818

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

basketghost

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

1dietcokeinacan

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

itwashotwestayedinthewater

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

diosapate

looking at your phone is always one of these two experiences

spreadassholesdotorg

so-much-for-subtlety

OK

it's possible that tumblr staff should've made "deleted your account but it's still recoverable" not look substantially identical to "staff banned you out of nowhere"

orcboxer

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....