I'm Jess.

That is all.

[ripe]

bluecloverrabbitry on ig

[kissthegogo-goat-witch]

@bythebrea

[everythingfox]

Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

(via)

[i-will-be-brave]

Translation for anyone wondering because it’s absolutely amazing.

Owner basically says: “Customer is coming. Customer is coming…”

Then she called the third dog (that’s why the dog looked back) to go fetch the cat as well.

So the dog goes to fetch the cat. And then the owner tells the dog to let the cat go. And the dog does.

Then she gives him a treat then tells the dog to give the cat some too. And the dog does!

It’s amazing communication!!

[nebel-drachen]

@blood-and-pepper

[kristoffblogman]

Why do you hate the pig so much??

his house is RIGHT in the middle of the path surrounding my mansion, see

also he’s ugly and a little fucking asshole so i want him dead

[kristoffblogman]

i’m not taking ANY CHANCES this time around!!!!!

[kristoffblogman]

THE VERY FIRST FUCKING VILLAGER TO MY CAMPSITE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[binalakai-archive-deactivated20]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[luncheon-aspic]

Imagine showing this meme to someone one month ago.

[danceryoongi]

[kitty]

snug like a bug in a rug

[kingofbeartraps]

All cats is the same

[blackpyrefly]

what the fuck was up with the icarly apartment

[blackpyrefly]

they really had an elevator directly into their apartment and like two or three discrete floors. their apartment was the size of a house and spencer was not employed.

[blackpyrefly]

you dont have to tell me guys i dont actually care

[snotdad]

spencer had an onlyfans

[pisskinkyaoi]

what a horrible, wretched thing to say

[pleatedjeans]

[goodstuffhappenedtoday]



[katiebishop]

[texnessa]

“When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding up a picture of a bone with 28 incisions carved in it. ‘This is often considered to be man’s first attempt at a calendar’ she explained. She paused as we dutifully wrote this down. ‘My question to you is this – what man needs to mark 28 days? I would suggest to you that this is woman’s first attempt at a calendar.’ It was a moment that changed my life. In that second I stopped to question almost everything I had been taught about the past. How often had I overlooked women’s contributions?” ― Sandi Toksvig

[happifying-things]

[sugarvale]

[firstknivesclub]

[rainbowkarolina]

Brie Larson hula hooping on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

[keybladesoras]

Birds of Prey (2020)

[accordionsrule-deactivated20240]

There has been a lot of (excellent) discourse about how this movie was shot in a way less objectifying way than Suicide Squad was. That said, this was the most unabashedly sexual shot in the movie.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[maliciousindungeon]

okay, i got real fucked up last week and ordered a fuck ton of webkinz, which i thought was a mistake, until the first ones arrived and pud decided she absolutely fucking loved them

at first i just put em on her to see what shed do, which was nothing, so i decided to just leave her alone in my room for a bit. when i came back in later, she was doing this and i dead ass started crying

[maliciousindungeon]

UPDATE: another one came :'^)

[mothman-slamp]