The Fuck Am I Doing?

[carnelianfoxx]

Fox News had two men kissing for a solid 2 seconds on screen before cutting away

happy new years

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WAIT

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[physicsiguess]

[ladyshinga]

[memewhore]

[turnpikeghosts]

saw a sponsored post about knotting. this is the only website

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the only website

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staff approving this post

[tockthewatchdog]

we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining "die mad about it"

[invertprivileges]

checks out, thank you melanie

[ismael5135]

mfs will be like "dude are you being gay right now?" my brother christ, the slug is right there.

[ismael5135]

HANG ON I FORGOT THE WORD 'IN'

[hickeygenderarchive]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

losing it over this

[ankle-beez]

[jenna-darck]

they did very much immediatly make a crypto after that one tho

[bufferingyoutubevideo]

The QR code takes you to an Instagram video of the fart gun from dispicable me

So the minions are still on our side actually

[ejacutastic]

Ravioli Of Lying To God

[girlblocker]

obsessed with when a mutual is having like. a full breakdown on the dash and they like. pause for one post to reblog some shit about eeby deeby

[rslashrats]

anyone else releasing flavors in the tomato that are normally inaccessible

[goddess-complex]

vodka also releases flavors in me that are normally inaccessible

[beardedmrbean]

[i-am-dulaman]

[mochisquish]

Every year, I demand to know why Groundhog Day isn’t more celebrated on the internet. It’s the perfect absurdist holiday. There’s a big, round, adorable animal. He’s a prophet. Some guy in an old-timey top hat claims to be able to speak to the groundhog. Does he understand the animal’s language? Is it through telepathy? It’s a secret we are not allowed to know. People come from miles to worship the groundhog and learn the fate of the weather, which doesn’t even matter anymore with science and weathermen. The groundhog makes his prediction. He’s wrong 70% of the time, but we keep asking him. We are not interested in learning anything from our blind trust in a giant rat.

[memewhore]

[valoricky]

This is a stupid conversation! and I’m not going to continue it! literally so fucking correct

[shouldabeentwins]

What I’m really proud of is the fact that he made SURE the audience understood why the caller was being an idiot. He made a PERFECT comparison, gave the caller an honest chance to re-evaluate and change his mind. His point landed, everyone knew it, even the caller (note his pause and almost hesitancy after being asked).

But when the caller decided to bulldoze on anyway, because god forbid actually listen to the other person in the conversation, the expert cut him off and refused his time. And good for him.

[weirdlylyricalnotes]

[VD: A tweet by @ g33kgurli, tweeted at 9:47 PM on Dec 17, 2021. It reads, “Perhaps the best clap back to antivaxxers and antimaskers.” Attached is a video from The Thom Hartmann Program, where Hartmann is talking with a caller. The conversation goes as follows:

Caller: Hey Thom. Uh, I was listening to you for the last hour so, um, I heard survival of the fittest. Um, you know some of us choose not to vaccinate and uh–

Hartmann: You’re nuts, Nicholas.

Caller: –because we work very hard about staying fit, eating healthy, and our natural immune system.

Hartmann: So Nicholas if you’re so healthy, would you have unprotected sex with somebody who has syphilis or gonorrhea?

Caller: You’re missing the point.

Hartmann: No, I’m not missing the point. They’re contagious diseases. Would you have unprotected sex with somebody who has syphilis and gonorrhea and not worry about it because you’re so healthy?

Caller: [pause] No, I wouldn’t do that.

Hartmann: Okay, then why would you expose yourself to covid without having some protection?

Caller: Because the protection is my natural immunity.

Hartmann: No, it’s not. Tell that–

Caller: Yes, yes, my natural immunity–

Hartmann: Tell that to eight hundred thousand dead Americans. Nicholas, this is- this is a stupid conversation and I’m not going to continue it.

/end VD]

[brimalandro]

[godsarecrazy]

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

[tigerator]

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website