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larkstonguesinaspicpart1

Can you guys just watch goodfellas

harry-trumans-dishwasher

I don’t wanna Tommy’s too scary

larkstonguesinaspicpart1

“You think I’m scary? Scary how? Scary like a dracula?”

evergreen-femme

had to share this

wizardshark

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

wiionme

segamascott

to make it more lynchian can't you read

antiquesintheattic

desolationlesbian

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

desolationlesbian

her shows

cozy2000

time to post my favorite far side comic of all time

supermariomamafucker

when its Touch His Nipples Tuesday during Fuck His Ass August

pjackk

WORK THOSE HIPS QUEEN!!!!

eclispedmoon-moved

imeverywoman420

Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you

dogcunt

reinstalled grindr and this was thee last dm someone sent me lmfao

dogpuppy

sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2

napoleononthebellerophon

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

dnicriteria

there r so many emojis i always stumble across something like 🗜 and i think who the HELL would ever use this emoji. and then i think abt some guy who probably works w those things all the time n hes so happy he can use this emoji. and im happy for him

respect-snails

My dad has started using them regularly in conversations to make the underrepresented emojis feel included, which is very cute in theory, but it means I get texts like:

Anyways this is the only correct way to use emojis have a very 🪔 day

jatersade

reminds me of this interaction I had with my parents

they were in the same room and apparently when they got my explanation text my dad threw his phone down and said “how the FUCK does she expect me to know that”