The Not Yet Wonderful World

Sashura/22/rower and confused in general

[fucktigershit-deactivated202003]

[rinnysega]

quality 

[vampirekandi]

I’m actually laughing really hard

[nyctosaurid]

“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

[zagreus]

The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow

[nyctosaurid]

theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such

[dimetrodone]

Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.

[thekingmickey-deactivated202404]

[chlstarrbaby]

Goofy’s a domestic dog, Pluto is a real one.

[nyctosaurid]

“Why me? I’m domesticated!” is the deepest rabbit hole of a line in the entire disney canon

[thefloatingstone]

[gallusrostromegalus]

So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:

“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”

And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”

“He’s three.”

“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”

And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.

The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.

So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”

[gallusrostromegalus]

“is he very verbal?”

“It really depends on who he’s with. He’s very quiet at he but won’t shut up if he’s at the park or has a friend over.”

“was it hard to potty-train him?”

“he’s adopted, but I was genuinely amazed at how good he already was with hygene and potty stuff.”

“mine’s just obsessed with paw patrol and Frozen, drives me crazy!”

“I imagine. Charlie is colorblind so he’s not as into tv, but he always wants a toy if I take him anywhere with them.”

“oh gosh the toys! And the kids are so rough on them!”

“yeah Charlie can destroy a stuffed animal in about 2 minutes, so I only buy him the really cheap ones.”

“Does he throw tantrums when they break?”

“Not really. It’s meditative, really, taking them apart. He has hysterics if the cat takes his toys though. Runs downstairs and cries at me until I retrieve it because he’s not tall enough to get it out of the cat tree.”

[gallusrostromegalus]

The Very Good Boy in question, Charleston Chew.

(if you want to read more of my much weirder adventures, I have pre-orders for my book on Patreon right now: https://www.patreon.com/gallusrostromegalus )

[krwzprtt]

[clexa-traash]

Girl: *breathes*

Me:

[docsupercorp]

Enough is enough

You know, I am really trying to stay cool and ignore all the name calling and antics of the “fans” of this fandom for so long. But you guys just keep taking it to whole new level.. a video of Katie being cute comes out and all you guys do is nitpick every thing that she does. All I see is how some of you always focus on her sexual orientation! Please stop. This is unacceptable. Have some basic decency! It is not funny anymore.. I’ll tell you what it is!

It is rude.

It is disrespectful.

Stop speculating about her personal life .

Why is this so important to you whether she is bisexual,gay or straight??I mean what does that have to do with your life? There is so much crap going on this world,talk about that!!

Listen joke around and have your fun with Lena and Supercorp but don’t cross the line .

She is a person. She is a human being. Show her some respect. You guys claim that you love her, but this is not the way you treat some one you love.

I feel like what I’m saying is going to fall on deaf ears or they might get defensive and come at me but what’s happening is wrong and I couldn’t keep quiet..I just hope atleast one of you stops and sees the errors of your ways.. Be kind people!

And by you ( you guys know who you are),I didn’t mean the entire fandom..

[cozysinner]

SUPERCORP WOULD MAKE SUCH GOOD PARENTS DON’T TOUCH ME

[erarg]

sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage

[prokopetz]

The bit in Deadpool where he accidentally leaves his bag full of guns in the car because they didn’t have the budget for any gun SFX in the final confrontation is literally the cinematic equivalent of a webcomic artist going “I blew it up because it was taking too long to draw”.

[prokopetz]

@personaqueen replied:

Is…is that actually why they did that scene?

Yep - last-minute budget cuts. They couldn’t even afford extra gun props at that point; if you watch carefully, you’ll see that the taxi scene is shot so that you only ever actually see Wade handling one particular gun, and the inside of the duffel bag is never visible. It was reportedly mostly full of socks.

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

It’s absolutely incredible that Deadpool was made at all and a successful film on top of that. They had to leak their own test footage in order to get the movie off the ground. Their marketing department was leaning into internet memes, a notoriously fickle and fast-changing enviornment. Ryan Reynolds, tied to the horrific box office bomb that was Green Lantern, was the lead. The R-rating cut down its potential profits. Its risque content meant no China release. It was put in February, traditionally a “dumping ground” for films Hollywood had no faith in. Its star was hidden behind a mask for most of the film and it had no major stars otherwise, its supporting consisted of a teenage girl, a CGI metal Russian, and a woman most famous for being in abruptly cancelled sci-fi television shows. 

Deadpool made a boatload of money. In spite of all of that, it made a boatload of money. That is a triumph and practically miraculous considering how little the studio gave them and how much the deck was stacked against them.

[luthor-s]

Your example gave my life purpose. I can’t express how much it means to me to meet you in person.

[idontneedtobeforgiven]

#why does she look like she’s in love with kara#i mean all girls are but still

[mysharona1987]

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all

Me:

[forever-painting-roses-deactiva]

did april even………………………happen

[victorious]

[christophur]

[ruinedchildhood]

[reservedvomit-deactivated201501]

oh the nineties

[forsciencejohn]

i know right that dress is terrible

[hestiaswitch-blog]

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Emoji spell for animals in shelters to help them feel safe and loved and find wonderful new homes soon. Likes charge it and reblogs cast it.

[thebestoftumbling]

scottish people twitter…

[kadenatho-deactivated20181203]

Janelle monae is releasing a 50min sci-fi film with dirty computer, which is about a character who is on the run from an authoritarian government in a dystopian future to avoid the erasure of her memory, she searches for her love interest played by (tessa thompson) and each music video in the film represents one of the missing memories.

[kadenatho-deactivated20181203]

apparently the movie is about a subversive group of black, brown and queer people (set in a future closer than cindy mayweather’s), who are labeled as “deviants” and have their memories forcefully erased. you can read about it here