God's delays are not His denials. - Robin Roberts

[solisaureus]

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

[queerical]

[ID: two images featuring a fat white cat with pink lipstick marks staining its fur on its head and shoulders /END ID]

[gayvampyr]

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

[andrewbelami]

*applies chapstick for 15 minutes while staring at a wall absentmindedly*

[lesbianblackphillip]

LMAO *applies lip balm for 3 whole minutes*

[earthnation]

*open rp*

[erickalarissa]

I release all attachments, knowing that anything that is truly mine, will not pass me by & will arrive in divine time.

[straightboyfriend]

as a man who is a fancy lady i need two beverages at all times: 1 to nourish me (coffee, juice, energy drink, etc) & 1 to refresh me (water or tea)

[bluebandit-deactivated20220607]

We need a Shazam for perfumes.

[printedincolor]

Yo... I just had my first threesome yesterday evening and... Wow... Fucking amazing man. 🤤

[printedincolor]

This was me and my birthday outfit today at work! And I felt like a beautiful delicious piece of pink bubblegum or cotton candy floating throughout the place! 💕💞 My coworkers LOVED my outfit and they know I'm allergic to coffee, chocolate, and cake, so my manager Sam brought in two pies! He's so sweet! 🥧

[muscleworship808]

[printedincolor]

Ya'll . . . I know it's a rarity for me to post my thoughts and feelings on here. But . . . This nigga really loves me. I know he's said it before a couple times but the other night I really felt it. Whenever me and him make love its like time stops and I'm all warm and protected by him. Fuck! We really fucking love each other and I never thought that I'd be able to discover and feel not just mutual reciprocated love, but both gay love AND black love with the same individual! We've both cried during sex or stopped mid-sex to just stare and admire each other. Goddamn it, I'm in love! ☺️👼🏽🏹❤️

[catchymemes]

[madame-macabre]

When you have the power of God and anime on your side

[haide-balkania]

Balkan priests after Sunday mass

[printedincolor]

There's a cricket in my room SOMEWHERE and this little son of a bitch is not just singing but fucking PERFORMING as I'm trying to go to fucking sleep . . . 🙃 NIGGA THIS AIN'T TIMES SQUARE🗽! GET THE FUCK OUT 😤! Chile when I tell you if I had 🦇👂🏽🔊echolocation! 😁✊🏽🔪🦗

[2006barbie-deactivated20210102]

I don’t want to learn how to drive I don’t care ❤️ I like being driven places and taking the bus and looking out the window is essential to curating my mysterious persona

[printedincolor]

YO! I'm just sitting here chilling in my bed with my headphones on listening to jazz and japanese city pop, eating my homemade Chex Mix, MINDING MY BUSINESS, when all of a sudden I can LITERALLY FEEL my serotonin levels DROPPING RAPIDLY! I'm telling you, Clinical Depression is a fucking superpower on its own and a fucked up one at that.