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jules. 23. professional procrastinator. knock twice for the sideblog (sillyseasons) // icon creds: @enncshita

[curioscurio]

atlas sobbed

[complex-analytic-dysfunction]

[abyxdev]

check out my big fucking thing

[honeybeeofficial]

this comic is technically a lie, mulberry season has come to a close where I live 😔

(materials: pen, paper, and the last 3 mulberries I could find)

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[reactionimagesdaily]

[crazyness-overpowers]

effie was the last person he saw before entering the games and the first person he really saw upon getting out. and then he had to see her. on his birthday. as they sent kids to die. every. single. year. how much he must have hated how much he liked her

[gooselycharm]

DISCLAIMER: THE VIEWS EXPRESSED IN THIS PROGRAM ARE THOSE SOLEY OF MY OWN AND DO NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF MY EMPLOYER(S)

[puthy]

how you can tell the post is really bad

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

[barbeloth]

man come on

[di--es---can-ic-ul-ar--es]

ME AND WHO

[shieldfoss]

#why do they call it the little death if not to remind you to do a post mortem.

lmao

[closertotheheartofthesunrise]

no no @nogoodhorsethief, you have something here

[hereandnowhere-onboards]

Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Australian GP—

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Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Chinese GP—

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Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Japanese GP—

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Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Miami GP—

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Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Canadian GP—

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Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Monaco GP—

[innerchildabortionclinic]

one persons's nothingburger is another person's everythingburger

[dogpuppy]

[illuminesce]

if you think about it, vanilla soy lattes are just three-bean soups

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[hestiagf]

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

[drowsy-fantasy]

$5000 seems like a nice amount. Somebody should just give me $5000 today. Directly into my bank account. It would be very nice.

[quietwingsinthesky]

do you think bowser ever gets anxious after kidnapping peach again that he went too far this time and he calls mario up in the middle of the night to make sure they’re still on for tennis and gokarting next weekend

[quietwingsinthesky]

painstakingly dialing mario’s landline on a comically small telephone only for luigi to pick up instead and he has to ask him to put his brother on the phone. not that luigi isn’t part of weekend plans, but like this is really more of a mario & bowser situation and it’d be rude to drag his brother into it if there’s a problem. so anyway then luigi puts the receiver down to go get his brother and bowser sits there tapping his claws on his table and this is agony, actually, he shouldn’t have called at all, it’s late enough at his castle so it has to be even later over in the mushroom kingdom. but just as he’s about to put the phone down, mario answers all chipper—mario mario speaking, who’s-a calling? which is a ridiculous question because there’s no way luigi didn’t already tell him.—and bowser has to ask him. look, mario, i know i dangled peach in a bird cage over a pit of lava the other day, and when you showed up, i let my son throw giant flaming hammers at you, and there’s no hard feelings about that, right? and there’s a few seconds of silence before mario laughs and reassures him it’s all in the day’s work of a plumber, an explanation bowser has never thought to really question since he only knows two plumbers and it does all seem pretty in their wheelhouse. and then he’s embarrassed for worrying so much so he tries to end the call quickly, but mario just ribs him about how badly he’s going to lose the next race, and then he starts asking bowser how junior is, and does bowser want any of the leftovers since he and luigi really do cook way too much for two, be a shame to let it go to waste. and by the time bowser manages to hang up, this has gone from leftovers into him and junior and the koopalings all being invited over to the mario household for dinner, so long as they don’t park their airship on the front lawn and leave the cannons at home.

[quietwingsinthesky]

op approved tags. you’re the only person here who sees my vision