Just sum git

Just some guy either shitposting, lamenting the unending torrent of garbage that is existence, or trying to be deep and meaningful, more often than not while being more plastered than the roof of the sistine chapel. English is not my first language so expect some fuckups here and there :).

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Maybe the real Curse of Strahd was the abhorrent rolls we made along the way

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>start of a new 5E campaign

>finally get to try out a new character idea

>pour my heart and soul into it, bouncing off ideas from friends

>this might be my best one yet

>”So what setting are we plaing?”

>”Curse of Strahd lmao”

I really went and blew my creative load on a character that won’t survive longer than 30 minutes :’)

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I may or may not have experienced the first mental breakdown in my life

I have NEVER felt this conflicted in my life but Amazon used the Sly Cooper 2 Paris theme in the newest Grand Tour special starting around the 4 minute and 6 second mark without giving any acknowledgement to the original composer and the origins of the track...

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*starts watching a new show*

*gets really invested*

*it ends abruptly and with no resolution*

*starts watching a new show* 

*gets really invested*

*it ends abruptly and with no resolution*

*starts watching a ne

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The absolutely mystifying aura surrounding theatre props/clothing... Who did it originally belong to? who wore it before me? how and when did it end up in some dark closet?

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Imagining yourself as a guest on a talkshow > therapy

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Buying several packets of noodles to turn into a “I’m hungry and there’s nothing in the fridge but it’s 3AM and literally no store is open to cater to the ever shifting sleeping times of a gremlin such as myself” -stash has become one of the best decisions of my adult life.

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You know you’re bored as fuck when trying a different program on the dishwasher is new and exciting

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I saw a post on some social media site saying something about how being too big for condoms is bullshit because you can stretch one over your head or leg or whatever. And while I do get where they’re coming from, I would just like to say that I can smash a window with my forehead but not with my dick.

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Don’t you just fucking hate it when a show makes you question yourself as a person? Every thought, every deed, even the religion you choose to partake in? Like, fam, I’m here to escape the bullshit that’s going on in the world not to contemplate my existence.

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I fucking love leftovers

You can do virtually anything with it. Put it on a slice of bread? Sure. Stick it all in a giant pot and mix together? Why not? Top a pizza with ‘em? It works better than you think. “Fuck it, time to see what my stomach can REALLY handle!”

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A wise man once said:

“I’m not on drugs, I just have to vibe to every banger that gets played!”

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A wise man once said:

 “A student can’t be an alcoholic.”