Dungeon Porn and Dragons

[probablybard]

are you a rapier gay or a greatsword gay

[probablybeautyrpgideas]

I’m a dagger gay.

[brightb-vt]

Scmitar bi

[probablystrangerpgideas-blog]

Warhammer pan

[probablytheworstrpgideas]

Shortbow ace.

[probablybdsmrpgideas-blog]

A barbed whip

[probablycookingrpgideas]

Here’s the mandatory hello post!

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@probablydadrpgideas

HELLO

[probablybdsmrpgideas-blog]

I'll be watching this blog for sure. One of my builds is a halfling adventure chef/ culinomancer with a Muppet template and the gibberish flaw.

[fiireforaheart]

I know that my style of joking with friends involves insults but if I ever say something that actually hurts your feelings even if I was joking and you know I was joking please tell me and I wont say that again because its not fun or funny if you’re actually hurting because of what I said

[probablybdsmrpgideas-blog]

I have the same kind of humor. I'm kind of a terrible asshole. I've tried to stop, but it just comes out naturally. I love to fuck with people, but I only do it to the ones I love. Those poor, wretched souls.

[probablyspiderrpgideas-deactiva]

Alright. Which one of y'all wants to fight me.

[probablybdsmrpgideas-blog]

It won't be much of a fight...

[probablyspiderrpgideas-deactiva]

i’m here and i’m queer and ready to be the spider on the wall

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[probablymercantilerpgideas]

hello spider pal!! i too am here and queer and i’m ready to love and accept these wonderful spider boys

[probablyacerpgideas]

WOOOOOOO SPIDER ANON MADE A BLOG

[probablyhalfbakedrpgideas]

Yoooooo

[probablyhalfelfrpgideas]

Hiiiii!!

[probablybdsmrpgideas-blog]

Seems like e half the probablies are some branch of lgbtqa. I'm some kind of fluid-queer thing that hasn't been defined by modern science (me) yet

[probablymercantilerpgideas]

a merchant who’s using their earnings to build a flying machine and go to the sky!

[simplycookingrpgideas]

A chef who’s using their earning to build a flying machine go to the sky!

[probablypiraterpgideas]

A pirate that loots and robs to get money to build a flying machine to go to the sky

[probablybdsmrpgideas-blog]

A financial dominatrix that makes men feel worthless and that pay her to do it so she can build a flying machine to go to the sky!

[probablybdsmrpgideas-blog]

My new campaign...

Needed to have somewhere for the tourists to stay. I already had a Swedish Muppet battle Chef and a Phantom drunken master/bartender, so I opened a hotel and staffed it with a front desk cleric.

[vonkarn]

a d&d campaign where everyone is a bard and you’re a punk rock band TRYING to go on tour but all these villages are just so fucked up

[probablybdsmrpgideas-blog]

That is our fucking campaign right now! I'm a Bardbarian!

[danscratch]

[probablybdsmrpgideas-blog]

I love that shit, for some God awful reason

[paendorus-blog]

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.

A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY

A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING

A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME

YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY

AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS.

[probablyacerpgideas]

And now the rpg blog community gets a hold of this

[probablyhalfbakedrpgideas]

Okies

[probablybdsmrpgideas-blog]

Worth a shot. Make me beautiful!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Google should create their version of MS Paint and add it to the Drive suite so we can work on art together.

[doctorslippery]

This would be awesome to play through.

[somethingdnd]

amazing

[probablybdsmrpgideas-blog]

I'm using this as the intro for my first campaign! Thank you for the beautiful map!

[noblecrumpet-dorkvision]

In my 5e playing group, our Druid is a pacifist and a vegan. Our DM is an action DM, so fights/combat are almost always the climax of every session. Perhaps not surprisingly, everyone including our Druid participates in those fights and we just tend to suspend the Druid's pacifist character during that time. I struggle with trying to think of a way that we can find some kind of harmony between my DM's preferred game style and allowing a player to play the kind of character they want to play.

Well, the druid never has to deal lethal damage. Instead, they can choose to deal nonlethal damage each time they attack. This is sort of like how classic Clerics aren’t supposed to draw blood, so they tend to use bludgeoning weapons rather than slashing or piercing.

Just like veganism, your druid can’t force party members to become pacifists. They can still participate in combat nonlethally and chastise their allies for their actions. The druid can always try to convince the other players that monsters may have useful information if kept alive, or that a fight can be avoided, or perhaps they can scare off a predator if they damage it enough. On the flip side, maybe the druid is a pacifist only in that they won’t START a fight, but they will participate if attacked and will always offer the opportunity for surrender.

[probablybdsmrpgideas-blog]

My last monk was atoning for his sins and only dealt nonetheless damage. Unfortunately, he was also kinda possessed by a balor, so that didn't always work out

[shoelesscosmonaut]

Me: You’ll be fighting the Butcher

My Players: We must become friends with this person

[dmgloom]

Me: the blacksmith, a literal demon, takes a montrous bite from the whole pig in his hand.

My Players: we must adopt him. He is our uncle now.

[pettyartist]

Me: The hand is mummified and gross and undead, it tries to attack you because it used to belong to a murderer.

Party rogue: It’s my pet now and I will lotion it until it loves me.

[thefandomcassandra]

Me: You are standing on a Rug of Smothering Party Cleric: I’m gonna tear off a piece of it and keep it as a pet.

[shoelesscosmonaut]

Update: They did, in fact, make friends and now half the party wants the Butcher to become a Demi-God

[maxknightley]

This is all very good and real, but I think you’re missing the most important part, which is when half of them decide on a whim to hurl Good King Lovespuppies out the nearest window

[probablybdsmrpgideas-blog]

We filled the mayor with spiders because he wouldn't accept a bribe. Hung him in the middle of town, drew a crowd, and enlarged the spiders. We now run the town on a mixture of fear and incentive.

[probablybdsmrpgideas-blog]

Mounted combat

In my current game I play a Goliath Bardbarian that has some extra abilities that make him qualify as a huge creature. One of my small adventuring associates rides on pegs on the back of my full plate and let's loose with his bow. He has mounted proficiency feats aplenty. Does his mounted combat ability have the same effect on me as it would on a standard mount?

[probablydumbrpgideas]

Weapons that whisper to you

[probninja]

Knife that whispers when you should strike

[probablygoodrpgideas]

Knife that whispers where you should strike

[probablyoprpgideas]

A knife that whispers spells.

[brightb-vt]

A knife that whispers sweet nothings to you and compliments how you just killed that person

[probablytheatricalrpgideas]

A knife that whispers your lines to you so you never stumble awkwardly during a show.

[probablyfunrpgideas]

@probablytheatricalrpgideas a knife that hovers before you, its handle toward your hand. Points the way to your dark ambitions

[shmeckledicked]

A knife that whispers what to steal

[probablybdsmrpgideas-blog]

The original build for my Goliath Bardbarian carried a grand piano that was possessed by a demon. He made me do terrible, terrible things...

[5theditionhomebrewing-deactivat]

Found this in an old folder. Stat Block for Matthew Mercer a friend challenged me to make. Tried to figure out what powers a DM should have inside their own game. Summoning creatures from the monster manual was a no brainier, and making players re-roll their dice seemed like a fun ability to frustrate them to no end!

The wonderful artist of the picture I used: http://mikandiiprints.tumblr.com/post/143207409008/mercer

[probablybdsmrpgideas-blog]

Is this it? Must have more legendary actions somewhere...