Welcome to my crib.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this year i was

trash

next year i hope to be

hella trash

possibly a trash king ?

[beefyrat-deactivated20190401]

[mirrortraffic]

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

[alisonzai]

[pyreo]

[1234567890takethis-deactivated2]

what does he want

[crisdamours]

help

[februaryflora-deactivated201811]

my advice to women: scream more, wreak havoc, be ugly and gross, use the sword emojis

my advice to men: develop a sense of shame

[eauudenil]

I try to stay low key and private. Not to be secretive. But to guard my energy. No one needs to know any and everything about what you got going on.

[pooh-and-friends]

RARE PICTURES OF EEYORE SMILING

[castielsteenwolf]

Good post OP

[lolipoploveify]

[hotterdenwasabi-deactivated2022]

My entire mood today

[afrodingus93]

Tony Hawk is a real one lol

[chickenfarmersan]

[wellbutrinboy]

i understand this is niche

[swarnpert]

when you get down on your knees to pray youre sucking gods dick

[reallyabitch]

*bends down even further to suck his toes*

[swarnpert]

i didnt say that

[theweirdwideweb]

[cowboysuggest]

im cowboy. why? well now that’s just my little secret

[hygenics-deactivated20180728]

Moon in Scorpio

[cowboysuggest]

thsi is terrifying how did you know that

[unclefather]

[lmaonade]

i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat 

[lmaonade]

idk why everyone took me saying this as a bad thing… it translates to “i am becoming delicious” 

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

art is open to interpretation