I have issues.

Obsessing over Hannibal, Nigel, & Duncan Vizla (I need them carnally). Follows/likes from unrelated main turtle(dash)socks

[problematic-adorer]

I fear that with every AO3 chapter I devour, I stray one step further from God

[asadstatue]

How I imagine Duncan living in peace-

[grahamsmutt]

if i wanna stay alive, you should never cross my mind.

duncan vizla + his 'being utterly done' gaze

gifset by @grahamsmutt & @symptomsoflust

[sirenja-and-stag]

[aritks]

I KNOW HE WAS CRYING THROWING UP inside when he heard that.

[thedarkmongoose]

kylegordonisgreat

[aomiinwonderland]

Gotdamn, this is too funny 🤣

[problematic-adorer]

A not-insignificant percentage* of masturbation fantasies have involved this man. And this one.

Yes, usually both at once.

* 100%. Literally every time. Since I was baptised & confirmed (I'm keeping track of all my sins for when I do my first confession / reconciliation at chapel. I've got a running total of no. times I've touched myself).

[willgrahamsbouncingbulge]

"Will Grahamcracker...Shantay you stay."

[baba-yaga-not-only]

Best wrap party you’ve ever been to?

Mads Mikkelsen: “I did a film called ‘Valhalla Rising’ in the highlands of Scotland. Those Scottish people were completely isolated in the middle of nowhere but they knew how to throw a party. Mad but good.”

[Total Film, June 2017]

[problematic-adorer]

Yeah, you NEVER challenge Scottish Highlanders to a drinking competition. Robert Carlyle found out the hard way when he was filming Hamish Macbeth. (He tried to outdrink the locals. It did not happen).

If it's a place in the middle of nowhere, they have nothing else to do with their time BUT drink. Trust me on this.

[fesshhyy]

giggling at this.. pls laugh, im very funny

[hannibals-scalpel]

[cnibaal]

[grahamsmutt]

you don't know what you got 'til it's gone, my dear so tell me that you love me again.

duncan vizla + his injuries

gifset by @grahamsmutt

[hesabatinablackleatherjacket]

Look, I’m not saying it’s the best plan, I’m just saying if a man older than my father gave me a big huge bear hug and held me like that and promised to protect me and whatever, I’d probably go along with him reopening my neck scar later too

[decemberwinter]

I aspire to be able to write this good btw

[channigram]

[sympathyforthecannibal]

“I cant believe it. But this picture is almost 25 years old. So fun and kind. I wish them both even more success for the next 25 years.” — Mikkel Bache