spliffs and stupid choices

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[targetedknowledge]

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[batbetbitbotbut]

Need to investigate the flooding situation on my dash lately

[fungalfaggot]

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

.

[wackom]

Bothering the beast

[pusheen]

[exitwound]

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

[lesbianredpanda]

I'm giving it all she's got boss

[memewhore]

[wuqs]

jake the dog   (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

          and

| (• ◡•)|   finn the human

[teaboot]

If you didn't want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

[sukiluvvs]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[memewhore]

[uncle-mojave]

King

[wageronvoluntaryism]

[fae-imposter-deactivated2023112]

[janusfnc14]

Me! I’d like to join!

[stuckinapril]

I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with

[stuckinapril]

girls when they don’t have a new obsession that helps them dissociate from their problems and they’re actually forced to face their thoughts

[ruinedchildhood]

[hullaballoons]

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

[meet-foreverjester]

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

[memewhore]