Ur Mom

my art blog: @yo-momma-loves-my-art Currently using gay hockey players to heal me from queerbaiting firefighters 🏒👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼

[crying-mascara]

im obsessed with them. they consume my every thought.

[crying-mascara]

close-up!!!! i put it on my new post but i wanna add it here too ☺️🥰😋

My art blog: @yo-mama-loves-my-art | www.tumblr.com/yo-mama-loves-my-art

[adorableyak]

Cliff Marlow trying to convince everyone Ilya is the bottom: "Guys, I've shared a shower with him. We've all thought it. You can't ignore it, it's like a Georgia peach, it made three guys dump their girlfriends. We're all just glad that a perfect thing is being properly appreciated."

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

[daggersoliloquy]

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

[ironwoman359]

Her “disappearance” was also greatly exaggerated, she was under a lot of stress from the public and had just caught her first husband cheating on her, so she fucked off to a spa treatment hotel and checked in with a fake name as a “patient” claiming to not remember anything about her past. She kept up the illusion of mystery for most of her life, claiming to not know anything about what happened during that time, but in her twilight years she alluded to the fact that “of course I just ran away for a bit, wouldn’t you want to do the same?”

[darlingofdots]

the thing is that Shane LOVES when Ilya is an asshole and he is right there with him. he's joyfully participating. he's setting him up for jokes so he can enjoy the punchline when Ilya delivers. they're gonna be cuddling on the sofa watching a game and tearing every single player to strips while giggling and jerking each other off. asshole4asshole relationship 💖

[storm-of-feathers]

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

[storm-of-feathers]

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

[storm-of-feathers]

preschool. I meant preschool.

[pirulesenvinagre-deactivated202]

[talldarkandautistic-deactivated]

[decomposedmaw]

the evening light feels different here.

[vampire-lady-of-lesbos]

Saw a comment calling The Pitt "the hospital yaoi show" when the only canon queer relationship is between two women

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[sapphicctigress]

she’s so sleepy

[rimonoroni2]

i’m always thinking about that news story where a three year old boy who wandered away from his house and ended up in the middle of the woods was found by this local great pyrenees farm dog who herded the kid back to his unrelated owners house. and the guy was like. whose kid is this

[rimonoroni2]

that dog must have been like. hmm. this isn’t a goat. some human must have left their puppy behind by accident. i have to bring this to management. surely my owner will be able to sort out whatever has occurred. that kid was like i’m all alone and scared and omg a big fluffy puppy is here to help. and that fucking farmer looking at his dog like. who’s toddler did you steal???

[humanpersonface]

I think it is very important that everyone see the good boy in question. His name is Buford.

[scunthotter]

There is a part of Shane that when people ask him "why Rozanov?" wants to respond with "are you fucking blind?"

[landmineblogging]

reblog to thank prev for being here

[hollanov-words]

New headcanon that even though Shane is a millionaire, his parents still technically pay his phone bill because it's cheaper on the family plan and it's a pain to change phone plans and deal with phone companies and the plan they're on has good coverage in Canada and the US without roaming charges so it's just more convenient to stay on his parents' plan.

They insist he doesn't need to pay them back, it's only like $40/month, and it's only a drop in the bucket compared to the money Shane's spent on them so Shane lets it go. When Ilya gets settled in Canada, the Hollanders find out he's paying like $200/month for some fuck-ass phone plan he picked out at 18, so he gets added to the Hollander family phone plan too.

[lucylehane]

"Shane loved it when Rozanov lost his ability to stay cool and collected. ... He loved reducing Rozanov to whimpers and Russian profanity."

Heated Rivalry, ps. 138, 153

[catgrassplantdad]

sensory seeking shane loving being pinned and squeezed and filled by ilya's huge hands. loves being flat on his back with ilya pressing down on his biceps with all his weight. dragging his hands up, across his chest, spreading his fingers wide and pressing his hands down hard, his arms flexing with it, shane exhaling all the air in his lungs, eyes slipping shut, crushed between ilya's will and the mattress. down, down, two big hands wrapping around his hips and squeezing, pressing together like they're trying to crush him, then wrapping behind his thighs and pushing, folding him, pressing, can't fill his lungs like this but it's okay because ilya's filling his hole, pressure outside and inside. first with his cock, then freeing one of his hands and getting it inside, most of it, then all of it. pinning shane open with a big hand still on the back of one of his thighs, squeezing it so hard, squeezing him open, so he can push on his insides too, shane crying out with the glorious satisfaction of it. pressure pressure pressure.