Live Every Week Like It's Shark Week

If you say you can spell "restaurant" correctly the first time with no help, you're a dirty fucking liar.

[dippergoestotacobell]

“I WON CHOPPED” he says as the camera zooms in on the cutthroat kitchen logo

[zsnes]

shout out to reality tv producers for being literally fucking geniuses at film theory

[twitterlols]

today’s the day

[mjalti]

why does using someone’s name in conversation feel so intimate, like the way a touch feels gentle as someone is fixing ur hair or brushing out a stray strand

[mjalti]

someone: *uses my name to address me* me: oh my God, i am a physical entity… …..

[spacelabrathor]

honestly who could have predicted which one of these guys would become a gay cultural icon and which of these guys would be rabidly jealously guarded by hets

[loveysapphic]

Tiddies

[loveysapphic]

wait

[loveysapphic]

Tiddies

[fluffymcmuffins]

I need a bf

B - billion

F - fucking dollars

[ladybender]

...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

[themadcapmathematician]

This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series itd paired with

[hotboyproblems]

i’m not crying you’re crying

[the-grand-elusa]

They’re…. They’re scene

[antiandrogen]

Omfg

[outofcontextdiscord]

[alexandralalalalalala]

[maliciousindungeon]

[09nerorelatable]

Goth gf and Prep Gf

They are lesbians.

[geese-howards-transscriber]

It’s true, they even fuse together

[random-senpai]

How could you forget to include the almighty super lesbian they form?

[09nerorelatable]

I’m in love

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

so are they

[post--grad]

i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s) and I just watched a very burly man in a lot of flannel carry a potted orchid SO TENDERLY across the parking lot

[raindancejodi]

A sentence that starts with “i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s)” has to work really hard to make the end of that sentence equally as amazing and by god you’ve done it

[tukut]

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

[thorodinson]

Tessa Thompson training for “Thor: Ragnarok”

[bebeocho]

[paprika]

[captainlordauditor]

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

I will face God and walk backwards into Hell

“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”

I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

There are no gods here

Do I look like the kind of man who dies

God’s dead and soon we will be too

I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

[helloitstrash]

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end

This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods

Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

[hubriscomplex]

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

[unheavenlycreatures]

God wishes he were me

One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

[clueless1995]

cinematic parallels