Flirting With Disaster

Larkin - 20 - lovable loser

[teenscoolest]

[sushie-moved]

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

[thishartominefeelz]

‪When your girlfriend watches “The L Word” for the first time… ‬

[uggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

[tainbocuailnge]

academia is fake you can only trust your fists

[kaylorkloft]

[fkamysugarwalls-deactivated2017]

And y'all said she was copying Beyoncé 🙄😴

[brennan-leonora-deactivated2021]

I am Paris and Paris is me.

[ablogfortwolovers]

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

[xbean-deactivated20150424]

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

[notolgi-deactivated20150427]

You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

[hazelmarswolfe13-deactivated202]

[c-bassmeow]

This is amazing

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

[xxred-five-standing-byxx-deacti]

The only one that isn’t blocked by Tumblr is the “What in the goddamn” pic and for some reason I love it

[playmobilcha]

[chrismogaku]

MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL 

[scientificphilosopher]

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

[x]

[gazoinks-deactivated20170705]

Philosophy: Solved

[nottmythical]

I’ve never laughed so hard 

[thecasaofjulesie2]

GQ Encyclopedia of Matt Damon, his Bourne co-star Julia Stiles begins to tell the story of their encounter with Prince:

[sometimeslegendsdie-deactivated]

add “I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon” to the things I will now commonly say that nobody will understand

[marqweabyss]

“Pedestrian small talk” ha i love it 😂

[champagnepuppies]

business majors will do coke off your ass on saturday night and then pretend they don’t know you in your econ lecture on monday morning

[blacklodge2]

fuck with a psych major then

[champagnepuppies]

psych majors will do lsd with you and tell you that they’ve never felt as connected to anyone as they do to you in that moment and then as soon as their trip ends they will spend the rest of your relationship disappointed because they know they’ll never feel as strongly about you sober as they did while on acid and when you take notice of that and comment that they seem to be growing distant they will psychoanalyze you and claim that you just think that because you have abandonment issues stemming from early childhood trauma

[sashayed]

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

[pr1nceshawn]

If Harry Potter Movies Had Honest Titles.