Procyon Gaaay

🦖🇨🇦🤱🧙‍♀️🦓 Theo They/them Queer AF thirty-something Spoonie, dinosaur fiend, Canadian, witch. Somebody's mama. Here be shit-posting and memes. if you want my side blogs, including my writing blog I keep forgetting to update send me an ask or message I guess

[punkjabi]

[were--ralph]

the poses is what gets me every time

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[reticentlybouncingonit]

MY OWN DAUGHTER JUST SHOWED ME THIS????

[8syntheticanimal8]

[scorpionlafemme]

[myjusticecake]

You can begin this process at any time, regardless of how old you have become.

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

[sun-ni-day]

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[musashi]

So, Cheeseburger died on November 21st after an unfairly short battle with an unfairly rare cancer that is rarely seen in cats. I only got to spend a month with him after his diagnosis, and losing him has been the greatest heartbreak of my entire life so far. He was my best friend and my soul cat, and he was there for me when I was completely alone, for twelve long years.

I made this transparent PNG the night he died in preparation for one of the many ways I was going to memorialize him--a surface rug in his likeness that I planned on laying directly in the line of his favourite sunbeam. And I uploaded that PNG here, because this is the website where people post their cats.

I was not expecting the reception I got. Many people have pointed out that this post has more reblogs than likes, and how insane that is in 2025 when reblog culture is at an all time low. I didn't even talk about the fact that Burger passed away in the original post, it wasn't a tearjerker reblog bait or anything like that. People just loved Burger that much, in the same way I fell in love with him at first sight. He was such an ugly kitten.

Anyways, it's really special to me that so many people have reblogged my best friend. I made this PNG to memorialize him in a completely different way, and you all wound up doing just that in ways I never even imagined.

Thank you. Wherever he is, I know the sun is shining.

[circumgutter]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

The Magnanimous Airplane

[kawuli]

well, the ears dropped

[huariqueje]

Ocean Waves Study - Thomas Sarrantonio,  2026

American , b. 1954 -

Oil on linen , 12 x 12 in.

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

haven't kept up w/ pokemon but i'm assuming there's a whale type that uses its blowhole to shoot a beam attack of some type, yes? surely?

[kiriekonamistan]

Wailord and yes, though I don't remember the name of the attack since I don't use Wailord very often. 'Water Sport' isn't an attack, but I think it counts?

I think the attack I'm trying to remember is called 'Water Spout', and the reason I couldn't remember it is because it's so visually similar to the name 'Water Sport'.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

losing my goddamn mind over "Water Sport the pokemon attack"

[d-f-phantom]

[avese23]

“Not affected by snatch”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nah never heard of it

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

It's not r*pe, it's rape. It's not su*cide, it's suicide. Not unalive, dead. The backbone needs to be reintroduced en masse because softening the blow of these concepts with advertising language does absolutely nothing but allow people unaffected by them to feel not even a sting of what they can do, prompting inaction.

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

And it's been proven that on certain websites, you don't even face a repercussion for using the words as they are. People just started censoring themselves because they feared the potential lack of views and likes and followers which is so nasty itself.

[its-the-blob]

I attended an anti-suicide seminar in college. One of the big takeaways from it was that stigmatizing suicide increases the rate of suicide, because people who are feeling suicidal feel like they can't ask for help. Every time I see babytalk garbage like 'unalive', I think of that.

[ralfmaximus]

Use the real words. Words have power, and they matter.

[beaft]

common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day

[beaft]

recent example. lady at my careers appointment had a post-it with her name on it stuck to the monitor, so i introduced myself by saying "hello, i'm eliot! you must be [name], it's nice to meet you!" and she stared at me as if i was the stupidest person alive and said icily, "yeah, i'm [name]. congratulations, you can read."

in bygone times this would have reduced me to a sort of quivering blancmange. thankfully i am now in a place where i was able to pull back, calmly evaluate this interaction, and say to myself "this woman should probably not be working in a customer-facing job"

[beaft]

important additions!!!!

[vaspider]

Sometimes learning "wow, that person is a DICK" is the best thing for your social anxiety.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm watching this guy watch Madoka Magica ans it's quite amusing because it's becoming more and more apparent that he has absolutely zero familiarity with the magical girl genre. And I don't just meant 'guy who never watched Sailor Moon'; I never watched Sailor Moon. I mean he hasn't even absorbed the basics via cultural osmosis and he's totally unfamiliar with even the concepts that the show is addressing. So he is just. Confused the whole damn time. Like he's following the plot just fine (it's a good show) but every time something new happens it's like totally random to him. He's just constantly blindsided by normal tropes and it's hilarious to see.

He hasn't so much as briefly mentioned any other magical girl anime or manga, I think this might genuinely be his introduction to the very concept of a magical girl. He's like "why do they magically change clothes before they fight?" level of outside this.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#look pmmm is good but i genuinely think it is better if you have at least context of other magical girl shows#sailor moon or even better precure would be the ideal first course

I wasn't allowed to watch fiction as a young kid so I never got into Sailor Moon. I think my first magical girl property was Cardcaptor Sakura (manga not anime), which I read in uni I think? It's also a decent introduction.

[mxtomituck]

…isn’t Cardcaptor Sakura the first-ever magical girl? At least formally? Wouldn’t it be a good introduction itself?

Also, on the topic of anime tropes, my mother watched my sister and I watching through Apothecary Diaries (another good anime that I recommend), and she kept asking why Maomao was just a cat sometimes. She also mentioned how confused she was that everyone’s heads and faces were changing shape and color every so often.

We had to (try to) give her a crash course on manga expressions and tropes but to no avail…

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sakura isn't even close to the first magical girl. Sally the Witch is very frequently credited as being the first magical girl, though it's a little fuzzy depending on which specific tropes you need before it counts as a magical girl series; on personal taste, you could go earlier or later than Sally the Witch. Sally the Witch came out about 30 years before Cardcaptor Sakura.

Even if you want to be more strict on the tropes and discount Sally, Sailor Moon predates Cardcaptor Sakura by several years, and anybody who claims that Sailor Fucking Moon isn't a magical girl series is just having a completely different conversation.

[bunjywunjy]

assorted awkward creatures