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hey idk if your reblog of Elizabeth Holmes and her company Theranos was ironic or not (totally cool if it was meant to be reblog-slop) but just so you know, shes in prison for fraud. not a girl boss, she fucked over a lot of people

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Holmes

Wow I had no idea

targetedknowledge

frankiesbullshit

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

galgorithm-deactivated20260512

This dock is holding a Greg on it’s Held. If you even care

weirdgaydog-deactivated20260225

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galgorithm-deactivated20260512

sufjansjoy

good morning, you already know what tf day it is. let's get it crackin, let's get those cocks crankin, let's never ever die forever

elucubrare

"This thing of darkness I acknowledge mine" is such a banger line that you'd think it would be from Vergil or Homer not some popular garbage they put on at the Globe

hungwy

beemovieerotica

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

dogpuppy

scamguy

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

innerchildabortionclinic

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

kleinergeist

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse