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[sufjansjoy]

good morning, you already know what tf day it is. let's get it crackin, let's get those cocks crankin, let's never ever die forever

[elucubrare]

"This thing of darkness I acknowledge mine" is such a banger line that you'd think it would be from Vergil or Homer not some popular garbage they put on at the Globe

[hungwy]

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[dogpuppy]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[hermann-rorschach]

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[kleinergeist]

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

[curiouslyhigh]

[feinseld]

i missed this post

[circusheart]

May I please have 1 everything

[bernieandtheaeroplanes]

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

[circusheart]

Interesting I like it

[hungwy]

Sorry our draft horse supply ran dry. We got some canned horses if you'd like

[horbse]

H

[auberylis]

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[horsefigureoftheday]

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[fabledgalaxies]

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[the-arcade-doctor]

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[circus-mcgurkus]

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[thundergrace]

that's hot

[introvertathome]

The rest of the US is in a horror movie meanwhile NYC is getting sunshine and rainbows and free puppies

[urie]

i love saying "im famously normal" because of my many infamously abnormal behaviors

[b0tster]

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

[dogpuppy]

[parkerposey]

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

[parkerposey]

He’s literally just telling it like it is