Lilly:) :(

dunno how to Tumblr so I will talk like the tumblr memez

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[teaboot]

We need to have places like bars where instead of only 18+ year olds allowed in it’s ONLY people who had fucked up childhoods so we can joke about it without running into a surprise normal who gets all sad and weird

[professionalsadloner]

Planning to have the "what are we" talk with my favorite boytoy this weekend because he's reiterated that our dynamic is purely s*xual multiple times now and I'm really happy with that, so I'm gonna talk to him about how I DO NOT want a relationship.

I haven't structured any part of that conversation yet but I'm hoping if I tell him "you sweep so many things under the rug it could audition to be a flying carpet" he'd understand i have no intention of becoming a girlfriend 👍🏻

[professionalsadloner]

I want a social circle instead of an incoherent social scatterplot. A social circle where people who care about me aren't far and few in between, where more than half of them are in my college and where I can actually have a party. Ffs I'm great at making friends individually but can't seem to round off my social skills without fading into the background if not outright outcasted. Fuck life honestly.

[kropotkindersurprise]

March 22 2019 - Man installs adblocker on Melbourne Central Station. [video]

[kropotkindersurprise]

In case you feel like your own neighbourhood is in need of some adblocking, here are a few tutorials on how to convert a fire extinguisher to shoot paint:

How to: fill fire extinguishers with paint

[myothertardisisonthemun]

Public service

[abduction]

[kingkilling-and-stormlight]

SKY WHALE SKY WHALE SKY WHALE

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

No. Look at the position of the tail fins. They’re perpendicular rather than parallel to the ground. That’s a sky shark.

[gnomebud]

SKY SHARK SKY SHARK SKY SHARK

[jedimasterazeroth]

Except the upper fin is smaller than the lower fin. So that means the perspective is angled. This is a whale.

[blagueofchaos]

SKY WHALE SKY WHALE SKY WHALE

[thetiredpenguin]

sky whaleshark

[callmebliss]

That so does explain the lack of other small clouds nearby

[edenfenixblogs]

[professionalsadloner]

Tumblr is the neurodivergent version of Twitter, you learn a lot of stuff then realize half of it was made up

[depsidase]

[professionalsadloner]

I lowkey love this site bc I can talk to myself... for everyone to see!

Anyway I spammed my casual hookup too much and he didn't know how to say "you're too much for me rn" (he did mention being conflict avoidant but seems to be in denial about commitment issues) then tried to find ways to maintain the relationship to his benefit.

He said "I need some time to think about this" and as a first year college student, I tried to discuss "thinking" time period bc I want to adjust my emotional wreckage to my schedule. My favorite quote from that conversation? "I cba to be an emotional wreck when I have essays due"

[doorstoplord]

have i ever told y’all the story about how a snake knew I was trans years before I did

[doorstoplord]

okay so

my 7th grade social studies/8th grade science teacher (he did both classes. Somehow…) had a snake lovingly named Hisser. Hisser would occasionally be taken out to crawl and he was held by kids and when there were fire alarms Hisser was taken along, usually to his chagrin. 

This was one of those days where we had in class work time and most of us were just chilling and so Mr. A got Hisser out and started passing him around.

Every girl student that he came to, he would immediately snuggle up to, wrap around their arms, and get cozy. With boy students, he would just sort of sit in the coiled lump that he’d been handed in. This was true with just about every single student, and Mr. A said that Hisser likes girls a lot better than guys and this has been thoroughly proven by Hisser’s attitude.

Then Hisser was handed to me. He was a loveable cold scaley rope as you would expect, but he didn’t coil around my arms. He didn’t get cozy. He just sat there. And Mr. Anderson said, “Huh. That’s weird. He usually likes girls.” 

I passed the snake to my friend and surely enough, Hisser wrapped around her arms and got cozy. 

I came out as a trans guy about 7-8 years later, and just recently realized that Hisser was right about me not being a girl all along. 

I’ve also decided that whenever anyone asks me “Why I think I’m a boy,” which is my LEAST favorite question ever, I’ll just tell them that a snake told me a long time ago. 

[apple-dandy]

[treecitysessions]

Why is everything AI now I’m losing my mind

[professionalsadloner]

I love falling for someone who's only meant for hookups bc I'd go through my villain origin story, send a text along the lines of "notice me (if you want)" then decide to cry to sleep bc the person who's only meant to be a casual hookup doesn't want to trauma bond.

Yes I might be codependent whyd you ask

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

[professionalsadloner]

A small poem:

If the world exists without me, would it be better?

In a distant fantasy land, I'm sure that's where my happiness is, a fantasy land distant from my mind. Where it is quiet.

What gives? When the world caves into all that I am, and the walls of what I could be slowly closing into me, what can I give to reach back out?

All of everything feels overwhelming, and escapes are merely distractions. One day sex and drugs and money will be alleviating again, but the one day feels far too away.

The bed is soft and safe to sink into. Maybe the world is better without me.

[professionalsadloner]

Question, if a mother is expected to provide motherly love to multiple children equally, why is a mommy not allowed to mommy multiple of her subordinates without social scrutiny under the guides of monogamy?

[professionalsadloner]

I did the very smart choice of ordering spicy food today (I cannot eat spicy)

[unbfacts]

[rickmctumbleface]

Smiles, everyone, smiles.

[weaselle]

this is one of TWO great new tooth therapies i've been very interested in!

in one, they pack your cavities or cracked tooth or whatever with stem cells and then trigger those stem cells to become tooth cells and your tooth basically heals itself :D

in this one, they basically tell your genes, "hey, remember that bit of genetic code that caused your body to grow a whole new set of teeth when you were like 8 years old? Yeah, run that code again right here" or, more accurately, what they really do is tell your body to temporarily stop running the extra bit of code that prevents you continuously growing new teeth like a shark.

anyway, can you imagine? Right now if you lose an adult tooth, in order to replace it they have to drill into your skull bones and screw in a fake one. In ten years you might be able to just... grow a new one! the future of dentistry is about to be so cool!

[em-dash-what]

Humans May Be Able to Grow New Teeth Within Just 6 Years

Scientists are on the verge of a dental miracle.

Dental regenerative therapy: Stem cell transplantation and bioengineered tooth replacement

For clinical treatment of tooth defects and tooth loss, nonbiotechnological approaches, such as the use of prostheses and implants, have gen

[alleiradayne]

[cugzarui]

of course "grow more teeth forever " is the default. why would i ever think otherwise?