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hear that @david-goldrock?

david-goldrock

Chop me if you can

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#better #God willing I'll be good on thursday

secretgarden

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david-goldrock

Chop me if you can

outraged-honk

I cant stop thinking about the scene from the film "Inglorious Bastards" when the leader (Raine) is talking to a ss soldier.

The dialogue of the scene:

(Butz is a German ss Soldier)

Raine: "They're going to want to know why you're so special we let you live. So tell them we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks what's going to happen to every Nazi we find. If you survive the war, when you get home, whatcha gonna do?" [Butz replies]

Wicki: "He's gonna hug his mother."

Raine: "Well, ain't that nice. Ask him if he's gonna take off his uniform". [Butz replies]

Wicki: "He's gonna burn it."

Raine: "Yeah, that's what we thought. We don't like that. See, we like our Nazis in uniforms. That way you can spot 'em [Snaps fingers] just like that. If you take off that uniform, ain't nobody gonna know you was a Nazi. That don't sit well with us. [Draws his Bowie knife] So I'm gonna give you something you can't take off."

I know, that people who are cheering for our destruction right now, in the future will say things like: "I was in full support of Israel, a two state solution". "I loved Israelis, and Jews". --- That doesn't sit right with me. Its just like Raine said "If you take off that uniform ain't nobody gonna know you was a nazi".

some-israeli-guy

I'm not saying we should but also I'm not saying we shouldn't.

notaplaceofhonour

If you ever find yourself in a situation where someone has legally wronged you

Do not engage in self help.

Talk to a lawyer.

Do not take matters into your own hands.

Talk to a lawyer.

notaplaceofhonour

If you had a firmly shut-and-closed case where you were clearly in the right, and you engage in self help, no you don’t; not anymore.

Don’t complicate things.

Do not say or do anything before you speak with a lawyer.

Can’t afford it? There is likely some kind of pro bono referral service or free legal advice line in your state or country. Look it up.

barren-and-trivial-words

I briefly worked for two defense attorneys. One time one of them got a speeding ticket (a sort of offense they both had a lot of experience with). He told me "an attorney who represents himself has a fool for a client" and asked his partner to represent him in traffic court.

Even attorneys don't do well when they try to self-represent.

notaplaceofhonour

Yeah, self-representation is also a terrible idea!

shofarsogood

The only thing you should say to a cop is giving your name and address and the sentence, "I am invoking my right to an attorney."

cugzarui

זה אפילו לא נשמע כמו מילים. זה נשמע כמו קטע מספר ילדים שבו עוברים על כל מיני יצורים משונים לפני שהם שואלים אותך ״ואיזה מפלצת אתה?״. למה זה החיים שלי

crazy-brazilian

david-goldrock

Obviously b

somethingfangirly

Fascinating, fascinating. *writes in notes*

david-goldrock

What is?

madphantom

"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?

that-windy-place-tho

People in the notes

souplover13

image: tweet. "It's just a joke dude. And the joke is just rooted in ideas. That I'm just reinforcing 😈". tweet is by stand-up comedian Benny Feldman. end ID.

scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

m1ssc0mmun1cat10n

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

silly-activites

THE ORIGINAL??

dduane

(smh) Never thought I’d see it in the wild. Yet here it is. :)

browniejeane

always gotta reblog the ‘breasted boobily’ post

wishingformemoria

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated.

wishingformemoria

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

andre-30008

notoriousmasc

jewish-converting-dinosaur

The lion does not concern herself with how badly she's butchering Hebrew prayers. She reads the prayers anyways and apologizes to G-d profusely afterwards. (And then reads it again in English.)

I'm struggling.

penguicorns-are-cool

There once was a shepherd who did not know any prayers, so he would just yell the Hebrew alphabet to God

One day, a rabbi passed by on the way back from shul and overheard the shepherd. He yelled out, "what are you doing?" and the shepherd yelled back, "I'm praying!"

The rabbi was offended by the shepherd's prayer and said, "you're doing it all wrong, why don't you come to shul with me tomorrow so you can see how it's supposed to be done?"

The shepherd agreed and prepared himself to meet the rabbi the next morning

At shul, the shepherd did not know any of the prayers. He did not recognize the tunes and could not read the siddurim, so he stayed quiet the entire time.

The next morning, the shepherd, ashamed that he did not know how to pray correctly, did not pray at all. The next morning and the morning after that, he stayed just as quiet.

Until one day, God yelled down to him, "Why have you stopped praying??"

The shepherd responded, "because I don't know how to pray to you correctly like the rabbis in shul, so I figured it best that I don't try at all"

God said, "Even if you do not know the prayers that the rabbis in shul pray, your prayer is my favorite to hear every morning because you say it with all your heart"

So the moral of the story is, don't beat yourself up about getting it wrong, the most important thing about the blessings and prayers is that you put your heart into it and really mean it.

jewish-converting-dinosaur

This was so sweet and comforting to read. Thank you. ❤️

ertik-einstein

כל תמונה של גרי משמחת אותי, תודה עליהן

והנה עוד אחת

outraged-honk

I cant stop thinking about the scene from the film "Inglorious Bastards" when the leader (Raine) is talking to a ss soldier.

The dialogue of the scene:

(Butz is a German ss Soldier)

Raine: "They're going to want to know why you're so special we let you live. So tell them we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks what's going to happen to every Nazi we find. If you survive the war, when you get home, whatcha gonna do?" [Butz replies]

Wicki: "He's gonna hug his mother."

Raine: "Well, ain't that nice. Ask him if he's gonna take off his uniform". [Butz replies]

Wicki: "He's gonna burn it."

Raine: "Yeah, that's what we thought. We don't like that. See, we like our Nazis in uniforms. That way you can spot 'em [Snaps fingers] just like that. If you take off that uniform, ain't nobody gonna know you was a Nazi. That don't sit well with us. [Draws his Bowie knife] So I'm gonna give you something you can't take off."

I know, that people who are cheering for our destruction right now, in the future will say things like: "I was in full support of Israel, a two state solution". "I loved Israelis, and Jews". --- That doesn't sit right with me. Its just like Raine said "If you take off that uniform ain't nobody gonna know you was a nazi".

ssavaart

Ooh. This is SO GEN X.... hopefully some of you younger ones will get it too.

honeysucklepink

I can't believe they left out the most important one...

Things We're Never Gonna Do:

Give you up.

Let you down

Run around

Desert you

Make you cry

Say goodbye

Tell a lie

Hurt you

*grabs shotgun*

G O D D A M N I T

M O T H E R F U C K E R S

>;[

a-pairlessly-painfull-poet

Why are you rebloging this you evil shade of blue

sweaterkittensahoy

Shout out to Jerry Seinfeld who was harassed AGAIN to say Free Palestine and AGAIN refused. He is literally only being bothered because he continues to refuse to be a Token Jew. For THREE YEARS he has had to put up with people demanding he say something on a subject he has never discussed in any of his many, many years of public life and he owes no one a sound byte just because he dares to be Jewish in public.

catchymemes

blue sunset on Mars is a real phenomenon caused by the way Martian dust scatters sunlight.

Unlike Earth, where sunsets are red and orange due to the scattering of shorter blue wavelengths by our atmosphere, Mars has an extremely fine dust that scatters blue light more efficiently near the Sun.

So during sunset on Mars, the sky turns reddish-brown while the area around the Sun glows a soft blue. It’s the opposite of what we experience on Earth.

NASA’s rovers have captured this eerie sight

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

523.43

mars

ryan-sometimes

If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted

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