sort of Jack?

FOLLOW MY NEW BLOG

[professorfarnsworth1]

Guy: she has small boobs Everyone: *loses minds* Girl: he has a tiny dick Everyone: hahahahaha No.

[nicolegendary]

so this just happened

[professorfarnsworth1]

OH MY FUCK

[seoulsister]

Boom. Parenting done right. 

Harry Connick Jr. talking about his daughters dating on Ellen.

[lightheadfluid]

Burnie Burns Celebrates 10 Years of Red vs Blue on What’s Trending

[barbdunkelman]

Oh. My. God.

[galactic-castle]

[tomfletcherscats]

this is how u use tinder right

[tomfletcherscats]

he came out of left field with this one

[greenthumbshawty]

update: I banged him

[tomfletcherscats]

this is how u use tinder right

[tomfletcherscats]

he came out of left field with this one

[greenthumbshawty]

update: I banged him

[wazngrl]

my old status’ 

[maxiimov-deactivated20210317]

you’re the only person who liked it

[professorfarnsworth1]

I get bored easily

[professorfarnsworth1]

I must be a toilet bc I'm tired of all ur shit

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

Reblog if u have the high IQ necessary to read this despite its rather quick speed.

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

Reblogging because I have an IQ. Thank.

[mrdiddles-deactivated20160415]

Remembering you have responsibilities

[quietarchivist]

Hispanic at the Disco is still one of my favorite Ray usernames.

[squidsisterscallie-remade]

RT Shorts - Work Divorce

[ladiesofroosterteeth]

[fujoshi-trash]

I typed “no this is Patrick” and I got in